Scenes Of A Sexual Nature Page #5

I was just gonna ask you

if you wanted to go out for a drink.

Yeah, and I just told you that I want

to f*** you.

To f*** me. Yeah, yeah.

Oh. Erm...

Do you?

As a rule, I like not to ask

more than a dozen times.

Right, yeah. Okay, okay.

What, really?

Yeah, I wanna have sex with you.

With me?

Yeah, I wanna f*** you.

You're not being mental again?

So, wait, so what you sayin'?

All these... the lines that l...

Those crap lines,

well, actually, they all worked?

No, they were sh*t.

Oh.

In fact, if you'd said nothing,

I might have f***ed you earlier.

I thought for a moment

that you might interest me,

but, no, there was nothing.

That's wonderful.

Well, we'll see what it is. Come on.

Well, um, what, now?

Okay. Erm, right.

Well, where do you live?

'Cause I'm, erm, like a bus ride away...

Here.

Here?

What? Now?

Right here.

Here?

There.

Wh... Wh...

NOEL:

Errr...

Can you do these?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hang on.

Bit stuck. Bit stuck.

You wanna do this, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait.

Oh, yeah.

What?

You can f*** off.

You bore me.

[DOG GROWLS]

F*** off!

[DOG BARKS]

NOEL:

What you want from me?

[DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE]

I've often wondered

about Cheryl and Brian.

Who?

Ah.

Do you think they were happy?

Well, who knows?

Least they were together.

Ahh, is that happiness?

Well, I suppose

we'll never know about them.

Well, I think they met during the War.

And he went off to fight in France,

and she stayed behind in London,

slaving away

in the munitions factories.

Both of them wondering when or if

they would see one another again.

And intense and terrifying start,

which propelled them through the

hardships and the difficulties, and on.

You know,

like a fully taut bow and arrow.

The greater the tension before

it launches, the further it goes.

Well, I think love's like that.

And I've always felt

Cheryl and Brian achieved

great distance because of it.

Other people's stories

are always fascinating.

Have you achieved great distance?

We have now. She's dead,

and I'm in Cricklewood.

Oh, I'm sorry.

No, it's okay.

Has a wonderful dentist.

Cricklewood?

Oh, heaven.

But such very long waiting lists.

Yes.

What about you?

Tommy died five years ago.

Forty-three years of marriage.

Oh, well done.

He was a sweet man.

Very sweet man.

But this bench was my little secret.

I never came here with him

in all those years.

There was a time in the early '80s

when he thought

I was having an affair,

because I wouldn't tell him

where this place was.

Oh, I used to tell him

I was visiting my son.

Anything, just to get here.

It was always important to me

to have my little place.

My little bench. My little view.

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