Scary Movie Page #7

GREG:

Nah.

Ray ties the lower part of the tank top in a knot and rolls

it above his navel.

RAY:

How about now?

Back to girls.

BRANDY:

Besides, the boys got potential,

girl. Ray runs a 4.4 40, has a

3.5 GPA and he's being scouted by

every major college in the country.

If he stays healthy, we're talking

multi million dollar contract and

that's not including endorsements.

Now Greg on the other hand, that's

somebody else's mess.

BUFFY:

I'll admit, the pro's is a long shot

for Greg. He's been injured twice

and he's not that bright.

P.O.V. BUFFY

Greg slamming his head into the lockers, obviously upset

about something.

BUFFY (CONT'D)

And the only way we'll see him in prime

time in on "Cops". But for now, he's the

hottest guy in the school and even if

I don't want him, I'm not going to let

anyone else have him.

The girls meet up with Greg and Ray at the lockers.

BRANDY:

Hey baby.

Brandy kisses Ray.

BUFFY:

What's the matter, honey?

GREG:

I got my report card.

He hands it to Buffy.

REPORT CARD READS: D.U.M.B.A.S.S.

BUFFY:

At least you got one "A".

GREG:

Yeah, I did huh?

CINDY:

Anybody seen Bobby?

RAY:

Nah. That kid is late every day.

I don't get it. He lives so close.

EXT. HIGH SCHOOL PARKING LOT ' BOBBY'S TRAILER ' DAY

Bobby exits, books in hand. Pull back to reveal the trailer

is parked in the school parking

lot.

EXT. HIGH SCHOOL FOUNTAIN ' DAY

Bobby joins the gang sitting at the fountain.

BOBBY:

Hey guys. Hey Cind.

Bobby kisses Cindy.

BOBBY (CONT'D)

You guys see all the reporters out

there? They say that girl Drew

Decker got killed last night.

RAY:

I think I knew her. She had a brother

named Steve, pretty eyes, long hair,

perfect ass.

BOBBY:

Yeah, that was her.

RAY:

No, I was talking about Steve.

Whatever happened to him?

BOBBY:

I don't know.

CINDY:

Hey, do you guys think it's strange

that she got killed exactly one year

after we, you know, killed that guy?

GREG:

Hey, it was an accident.

CINDY:

Was it?

EXT. PARKING LOT ' NIGHT - (FLASHBACK ' ONE YEAR AGO)

GREG:

Hey dude. Nobody drives my car but

me! Well, except for that big black

guy that car jacked me last month, he

drove it, but other than that, nobody

drives my car but me. Okay, there

was that one time the dope man had

it for a week because I owed him

for a bag of weed, but other than

that'

CINDY:

You know cars are only to make guys

feel more secure about the size

of their penises.

GREG:

What's that supposed to mean?

Bobby takes the keys from Greg.

BOBBY:

She's kidding, come on.

Greg approaches Buffy.

GREG:

Why did you tell Cindy about it?

BUFFY:

I didn't say anything.

GREG:

Then why did she make that comment?

BUFFY:

Greg, you know I would never tell

anyone our little secret.

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