Scary Movie Page #6
HOMIE #2
True dat. True dat.
SHORTY:
Kid, in the most successful horror
flicks, most niggas don't even make
it to the credits, yo.
HOMIE #1
Word.
SHORTY:
That's why we as a people have to
come together and show up to the
movies on time if we want to see
our black people die. If you stop
to get a forty, you could miss the
whole thing.
HOMIE #2
True dat. True dat.
SHORTY:
'Cause you know they ain't gone
never let us play the homeopathic
killer.
HOMIE #1
Word.
SHORTY:
Oh, sure there's that one cat,
Candyman, but they don't even let
that brotha wear a mask. Why not?
Jason, Michael Myers, even the Phantom
of the Grand Ole Opry covers half
his face.
HOMIE #2
True dat. True dat.
SHORTY:
But see, the thing is, they don't
fit a description. On the other
hand, without a mask, they could
easily stick my man Candy in a
line up and frame him for some trumped
up bullshit. You see what I'm saying?
HOMIE #1
Uh, word?
SHORTY:
And tell me this, why he always got
to be on C.P. time?
SHORTY:
You've got to call the brotha'
repetitiously before he even shows up.
Candyman! Candyman! Candyman!
Nigga' you hear me callin you.
Bring your pimp lookin ass on.
Off chasing white girls. That's what
got your hands cut off in the first
place. Which brings me to my point,
son.
The two stare at him in confused silence.
SHORTY (CONT'D)
(as if it were obvious)
Yo, it all started with a white girl.
So you know what that means.
Continued silence.
SHORTY (CONT'D)
Drew's dead. We black. Candy.
Man. It's so obvious, kid.
Blank stares.
SHORTY (CONT'D)
I've got the munchies like a mutha'
fucka'.
Suddenly clarity registers with the homies.
HOMIE #1
Word.
HOMIE #2
True dat. True dat.
INT. HIGH SCHOOL HALLWAY ' DAY
The girls enter.
V.O.
Hey ladies!
The girls turn to see SHORTY, young African American, cute,
in an awkward kind of
way.
CINDY:
Hi Shorty.
BRANDY:
Talk to the hand.
She puts her hand in his face.
SHORTY:
Cindy?
CINDY:
Can't Shorty.
SHORTY:
Oh well, you force me to open it up
to hundreds of other girls who would
die for the opportunity, but just
because I like you guys, I'm gonna
wait till lunch before I go public.
See ya at the fountain.
Shorty heads to class.
BUFFY:
Whatever! What a geek!
CINDY:
I think Shorty is cute. If I wasn't
dating Bobby, I would go out with him.
BRANDY:
Sh*t girl, Bobby lives in a trailer.
Dating Shorty would be a step up.
CINDY:
If how much money a guy has is so
important, why are you dating Ray?
BRANDY:
First of all, look at him. He's
100% man.
P.O.V. GIRLS
Ray and Greg standing at lockers.
Ray takes off his shirt, exposing his muscular upper body.
He slips on a ty-dyed tank top.
RAY:
Yo, man, this shirt make me look gay.
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