EXT DREW'S HOUSE ' NIGHT
you scream, HALLOWEEN NIGHT.
INT. DREW'S KITCHEN ' NIGHT
Hey baby, what are you wearing?
I got a new box of cigars I want
Hi Bill. Look, I can't talk right now.
Aw, come on. It took two bottles of
you just talk for a minute?
I'm sorry. I can't. I got company coming
Alright, well give me a kiss.
She blows him a kiss.
V.O. BILL (CONT'D)
Remember baby, who's yo daddy!
She slams down the phone.
Phone rings again.
Look Bill, I told you'
Who's Bill? Is that your boyfriend?
Who is this?
Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine.
I don't think so.
What's that noise?
No, that popping noise.
watch a video.
Really? What's it called?
Big black jocks' it's my favorite. There's this
guy in it, Jimmy dang a lang. He's hung like'
Oh. Uhh' The one where the girl gets
harassed on the phone.
(she passes a "Scream" poster)
You have a nice voice, and you look
good in that tight blue sweater.
Oh my God! You can see me? I haven't even
finished putting on my make-up!
puts on lipstick.
Phone rings. She doesn't answer. It stops. Suddenly her
pager goes off. Page reads
"You have a threat."
Phone rings again. Drew answers.
Don't ever hang up on me again!
What do you want?
To see you split up the middle.
Sorry, I don't do G-strings.
Look you asshole. My boyfriend's gonna
be here any second, and he plays football, and
he'll kick the shit out of you.
Oh, really? Turn on the porch lights.
with duct tape.
That's not my boyfriend. I fucked him a
couple of times. But that's all.
The lights go out.
Look, I'm calling the cops.
first. You forgot to lock it.
locks the door, then chains it,
then puts "The Club" over the doorknob.
Drew backs away from the door in terror. The figure
disappears. The suspense
DING DONG! The doorbell. Drew is frozen in fear ' who is
What's the matter, Drew? Not having fun
SCARY VOICE (CONT'D)
Synopsis: Scary Movie is a 2000 American horror comedy film directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans. The film is a parody of the horror, slasher, and mystery film genres. Several mid- and late-'90s films and TV shows are spoofed, and the script is primarily based on the '90s hit horror films Scream (1996) and I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997).
Actors: Carmen Electra, Dave Sheridan, Frank B. Moore, Giacomo Baessato
Production: Dimension Films
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