Scared Shrekless Page #5

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Why don't we start by asking...

your conscience!

Aah!

Uh, now who's cheatin'?

Well, Donkey, looks like

it's just you and me.

Go ahead.

There ain't nothing

you can say that can scare me.

Yeah, well, I suppose

there's nothing left to do

but sit here in the dark

and wait for the ghost.

Ghost? What ghost?

Farquaad's ghost, of course.

As a matter of fact,

if I remember correctly,

I believe you had a hand

in his untimely demise.

Hey, man, that was an accident.

And besides, all that ghost stuff

is just an urban legend.

- You know that!

- Is it?

Okay, okay.

That's... that's just the wind.

Donkey!

And apparently, it knows my name!

That's very funny, Shrek,

but I know it's you doing this.

Hey, I... I'm standing

right here with you, Donkey.

No way! This place is not

haunted by a ghost!

And when the sun comes up,

Donkey will be the new king of...

it's right behind me, isn't it?

Aah!

- Donkey!

- Oh, my goodness!

Aah!

Ha ha ha ha! Ah...

Well, that's what I'd call a

knight to remember.

What do you say we scare

ourselves up some dinner?

I'd say...

Grab the kids, and let's get going.

And that's why we're

the kings of Halloween.

He was so scared.

You probably

won't see him for a month.

So what else have you got

in your bag of tricks?

Hmm.

I've got seven eggs.

Perfect.

I love this holiday.

Hey!

I am not happy!

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