Scared Shrekless Page #4
- TV-PG
- Year:
- 2010
- 26 min
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in this house.
A man had come as a last resort.
Because...
no one else would go near the place.
Gah!
I hear you've been expecting me.
- You are the...
- That's right.
I am...
the babysitter.
Yes, sir, yes, thank goodness
you've come.
My boy.
I don't know what's gotten into him.
I've-a never seen anything like it.
Trust me, buddy.
I've got three little ogres at home.
This will be a piece of cake.
Father!
Father!
O... kay then.
Look, I'm-a tell you,
I tried every trick in the book.
- You see?
- "Once Upon a Time-Out"?
Oh, come on, now.
You're gonna listen to a goose?
Please, you...
you don't understand.
It's like he's-a two different people.
What your kid needs is discipline,
not a bunch of
psychological mumble-jumble.
You just gotta walk in there,
look him in the eye,
and show him who's...
Please tell me he's an only child.
Bobba gone fishpeas.
Ba, ba, boo.
Um... Hello.
Whoo!
Well, here's your problem.
His head's not screwed on right.
When you wish upon a star,
you get lots of stuff.
Well, I wish for a nice, quiet evening
where you go to sleep
and I raid the icebox.
Okay.
- Ow! Ow! Oh!
- Hey... Ah!
Oh! Ah!
Mm.
See? That was easy.
It's like I always say.
When it comes to good parenting,
you have to be fair but firm.
You just show him
that you mean business,
and he's out of bed again, isn't he?
You never have this problem
with sock puppets.
Aah! Oh!
All right. What's this all about?
Voices.
- Voices?
- Uh-huh!
In here!
Telling me what to do!
You have voices inside your head.
Sometimes.
And what kind of things
do they tell you to do?
Oh!
Oh...
The early bird catches the worm!
What's gotten into this kid?
Hey... Ow! Hey!
Maybe you sing him a little song.
Come here, y... I...
Do I look like the kind of
guy that knows a lullaby?
Sing!
Lullaby and good night
Close your big, creepy eyes
If you sleep, away I'll creep
And get out of here alive
Oh... You know,
once you get past all the
splinters and rope burns,
Now where did he go?
A bird in the hand is worth
two in the bush!
Now, there's something
you don't see every day.
Aah! Aah!
Get him off! Get him off!
Aah!
Ooh...
Mm...
Come back here, you!
I regret nothing!
Ow! Ooh!
Ah! Oh!
Ah! Ooh! Ah! Ah!
Ah... Ooh... Ahh...
Eew!
I'm too young to have termites!
I'm no termite, Pinocchio.
I'm a cricket.
You were the voice in
my head this whole time?
That's right.
I'm the one who was putting
all those thoughts in your noggin.
I'm your conscience,
and as long as you let me,
I'll always be in...
The End.
That wasn't me!
I never had any bugs in my head.
Ha ha. Ask anyone!
Okay, then.
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