
Scared Shrekless
- TV-PG
- Year:
- 2010
- 26 min
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Run!
Run for your life!
Oh! Keep away!
- Take it!
- Keep away!
- Take all of it!
- The monster took my shoe!
Candy!
Yay. Treats. I love treats.
- Felicia.
- Hi, daddy!
That was a nice grip you
had on that big fat kid.
Farkle, excellent work with your teeth.
- Fergus, my lad...
- Daddy, daddy, daddy.
You're gonna have to
work on your timing.
All in all, not bad for
your first Halloween.
They're growing up so fast.
And look who got her
first clump of hair!
Oh, did you see? Farkle
got him in the ankle.
- Nothing yet.
Oh, that's all right, sweetie.
Mommy didn't get a
scare this year either.
Fear not, my love. The
night is still young.
Hold the phone. Who left the door open?
You don't think... someone's inside?
Now, who'd be stupid enough
to break into an ogre's house?
- Aah!
- Aah!
Booo!
Oh, wow... Terrifying.
I don't know how I'm gonna sleep now.
Happy Halloween, everyone.
Oh, man.
You said this was gonna scare 'em!
Hey! I worked hard on this costume!
Oops. Heh heh!
Admit it, Shrek.
Weren't you even a little bit scared?
Donkey, ogres don't get scared.
We do the scaring.
And that's why we're
the kings of Halloween.
I bet we can find something
that will scare the pants off of you!
- Oh, really?
And what do you have in mind?
All of us telling scary
stories all night long.
There ain't no way you won't be scared!
Yes! Stories to make
your blood run cold!
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
named the king of Halloween!
- I accept.
- We doubly accept.
Does anyone else want
to join our little contest?
- I'm in!
- Ja, wonderbar!
- Huzzah!
- Okay.
I think I'm going to take the kids out
and terrify a few
more trick or treaters.
- Will I see you later?
- The night is young.
Trick or treat.
Ahem. Ahem!
I shall begin.
Once upon a midnight dreary...
There was this crazy
albino guy with a hook,
and he lived in a mirror!
And if you even look at him,
you'd wake up in bathtub full of ice
with your kidneys gone!
Well... Hey, hold on.
I didn't say we were doing this here.
- Uh... What?
- You named the terms.
I name the place.
Okay, fine.
Where we gonna do this?
- Castle Duloc?
- Oh, ha ha.
Very funny, Shrek.
But this is where
Lord Farquaad lived!
Ja. Und died.
I heard it's haunted by his ghost!
If you're all too scared
to put on big boy pants and go in,
I'll just claim my winnings
and be on my way.
Wait a minute!
We can last in there
just as long as you can.
Fine. Come on then.
Hold up, Shrek.
You can't just go barging
in some creepy, spooky joint
like you own the place.
And why not?
It's not like there's
anyone here to stop us.
I still don't know about this, man.
You know... Whole creepy
house-of-wax vibe
goin' on in here.
Look, it's that little thingy
you love so much, remember?
Welcome to Duloc
It's a creepy town
What was once pristine
Now is all rundown
We will chop off your head
And then laugh when you're dead
Duloc is a creepy place
Come on in, what the heck
Fall right down, break your...
Face
Duloc is
Duloc is
Duloc is
A creepy place
Get out.
- Ooh! Let's do that again.
- No!
Well, then...
This ought to be fun.
Pff. Fun. Yeah, right.
I find myself agreeing with boss.
This looks to be a very
entertaining evening.
You know what, I just figured out
what your costume is.
You came as a kiss-up!
All right, all right.
Buckle up, everybody.
The quicker I scare
the wits out of you lot,
the sooner I can be home,
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