Satanic Page #3

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Oh, my God. Are we still

in that little Satan shop?

It's a sacrificial circle.

They give gifts to Lucifer,

in turn, he grants power.

Wow. Goat eyes and pig balls.

The gifts that keep on giving.

We should head back there.

Follow him and see where he goes.

Probably back to his mom's basement.

Seth's right. We should follow him.

- What, are you serious?

- Come on, it'll be fun.

I guarantee

it'll lead somewhere dark.

You can't just tail someone

for fun. There are laws.

Yeah, talk to Google about that.

Nancy Drew did it all the time,

nobody gave her sh*t.

I'd say we're more like

that Scooby gang

with this piece-of-sh*t van.

Dude, I paid 1,200 cash with

140,000 miles in that engine,

- and it kicks your f***ing goth ass.

- Such a piece of sh*t.

Insult that van one more time,

we will have serious words.

Maybe we should just check out

and head to Coachella.

Oh, Chlo, stop being a b*tch.

She's not a b*tch... she's lame.

Hey, that a**hole had a blade on him,

who knows what those people are into.

I thought he lives

in his mom's basement?

It doesn't mean he's not a wacko.

Hey, Chloe, come on.

The guy's a total puss.

Oh, with a devil shrine

in the back room?

Yeah, well, one devil shrine

does not a douchebag make.

Honestly, these people probably

circle-jerk to Marilyn Manson

- and call it a day.

- Okay, let's put it to a vote.

Who wants to follow numbnuts

to his little tree fort

of demonic possession?

Yeah!

- David.

- What?

Babe, I'm sorry, I love you,

but I need a little excitement.

Chloe, you're out-voted.

Terribly sorry.

Yay, we're going spying!

Yes!

Hey, if you don't wanna go,

we won't go.

David's right, you owe gas money.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God.

Yo, here.

Thank you.

F***ing peer pressure.

Come here, darling.

Tongue!

Use your tongue.

Tongue!

David. David.

They're heading out.

Hey, guys, they're heading out.

Oh, that f***in'

bald-headed piece of sh*t.

F***ing bald motherf***er.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, he's gonna

get away! Come on.

Yeah, the hell they are.

Go, go, go, yo, yo, yo!

- Hey, don't lose him.

- Floor it, Dave!

Floor it, Dave!

He just ran the red.

Hold on, I'm blowin' through it.

Yeah! No fear! No fear!

Yeah, that's right, b*tch,

I know how to tail.

They're in the right.

Right, right, right.

- Turning right.

- I see him, grommet.

Seth, he sees him.

I think they're headed

towards the coast.

Yep, that is exactly

where they're going.

Dave, I find myself apologizing.

This van actually does kick my ass.

Dude, it's a stealth f***ing fighter.

God, I'm loving their black tint.

Maybe they're vampires.

Ha! No sh*t, right?

- How much fun is this?

- Yes!

Hey, yo, not to spoil

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