Satanic Page #4

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the moment or anything,

but does anyone know what the f***

we're gonna do once we stop?

That's what makes it

so much fun, Dave.

- No idea.

- Okay.

Yo.

Dude, don't let them get away.

- I got 'em. I got 'em.

- I think we're in Malibu.

Posh Satanists.

Yeah. They probably

have a f***in' reality show.

This is exciting.

I'm, like, gonna pee.

Okay.

Now this feels like trespassing.

Let's go back.

David! David, kill the

headlights, they're gonna spot us.

F*** you, man. I can't see sh*t.

No, he's right. They'll spot us.

Damn it.

- F***, it's dark.

- Oh, sh*t.

Oh, f***.

- Damn, it's dark.

- F***.

You know,

I'm gonna drive us off this cliff,

I swear to Christ.

You're doing a good job, babe.

Oh. Check out this house.

Of course it's a sh*t hole.

- Pull over.

- All right, all right.

- They will see us.

- No, we're too far away.

All right, from here we walk.

Seth, there's a flashlight

on the floor.

Got it.

Shh, quiet.

Seth!

Hey!

I feel like we're trespassing.

This is wrong, guys.

Stop being a buzz kill.

Yeah. Hey, we'll just take

a little peek

and then we'll head out.

I mean, come on, you can't

tell me you're not curious.

- Sh*t.

- Are you okay?

Are you okay?

I ripped my f***ing

stockings! Cow sh*t...

It's not funny, d*ckhead.

- It's a little funny.

- Elise, it's hot.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Take you down right here.

- Piss off.

Shh! Get down, fucktards.

We should get a little closer.

Is that the cumball from the shop?

Yeah, that's cumball, all right.

- He had a knife on him.

- My God, I told you.

- We should get closer.

- No.

- Yeah.

- Come on. Come on.

- Let's do it. Let's go.

- All right. All right.

Oh, my God.

What are they playing?

Satanic rage.

Oh, my God.

Hey, Satan's children,

are you doing ecstasy?

- Must be a rave.

- Satanic ecstasy.

Can you see in there?

David, I can't see sh*t.

- Let's go in the back.

- Yeah.

- David!

- All right, all right.

Sh*t.

Robes. They're wearing f***ing robes.

Shh!

Just when it couldn't get

any more pathetic.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the world's worst Latin class.

No sh*t, right, what the hell

are they doing?

They're summoning

the spirit world.

You see the elemental signs

on the wall?

Are they written in blood?

- Magic marker.

- Good one, Dave.

I have my moments.

Oh, nice.

- Very nice.

- Seriously?

Hey, that's the freak

from the back room.

And probably the leader, right?

Yeah.

Oh... sh*t!

B*obs. We have boobies!

Okay. Now I'm starting

to understand the dark powers.

- Seriously?

- Sorry.

Oh, my God. David.

- Elise, what are they doing?

- I don't know.

- David.

- What the hell?

My God, David,

they're gonna cut her!

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