Salaam Namaste Page #3

l've dammed a waterfall here.

lt's amazing how Aslam Dheka flew from..

..Dhaka to Melbourne on one ticket.

He sat on two seats

and ate enough food for three.

The sound of his belch is

still echoing in that Boeing 7 47.

He spent his life savings

in buying a hot dog stall.

Dheka was a happy man...

..he ate some and he sold some.

Then luck smiled on him.

While a lawyer was eating his last hot..

..dog a drunken driver

trashed his car.

They sued and Dheka struck gold.

Overnight he became the owner

and chief patron of 'Nick of Time'.

You see ?

See what ?

See nothing ! No people,

no customers, no-one ! Why ?

How should l know ?

Salaam Namaste ! (Greetings)

Same to you.

All this happening because

of your radio station !

You are going late and my

restaurant is being insulted.

Now you better not being late,

ever again !

And if you are, l will fire you !

Understand.

Tomorrow, ten o' clock sharp !

Understand ? Otherwise...

Fire ?

Murder !

Are you hearing the radio ?

No, what is happening ?

You put on radio and listen.

So Radhika, your first novel

is releasing tomorrow.

How are you going to celebrate ?

l guess l'll celebrate with my husband.

Romantic dinner,

pop some champagne.

Which restaurant ?

Not Nick of Time, l hope ?

Why ? l've heard it's a nice place.

Come on Radhika.

Eating what someone else has cooked is..

..like putting your life in their hands.

Like a doctor, right ? - Right.

Then can you trust a man who lies,

who is never on time and...

who doesn't even have the decency

to apologise for making you wait ?

l think it's disgusting. Tell me...

Would you tolerate this

behaviour from your husband ?

l'm sory, but what's the connection ?

- There is a connection !

How can you trust a man

who's ashamed to be an lndian ?

My god, you're really angy.

Yes. And Mr Nikhil Arora

will have to face my anger until...

he calls and apologises to my listeners.

lt'll just break.

Oh come on Dheka,

who listens to that show anyway ?

l will tell you who is listening.

My wife is listening,

my son is listening.

My family is listening,

eveybody is calling

and asking me, what is this ?

They're all freeloaders anyway.

Think of all the money you'll save.

l will kill you. For the bad name

you are giving to my restaurant,

l'll kill you.

Dheka, relax. You'll have a hear attack.

l'll just call Hambar and fix everything.

Good. Are you at the wedding ?

- Just parking my car.

l'm almost there, yaar.

Hello ? Hello, l can't hear you.

Nice day isn't it ?

l'm Ron.....Ron.

l'm Lisa.

Lisa. Lisa's such a nice name,

Lisa. What do you do, Lisa ?

For 50 bucks, anything you want.

During his college days,

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