Salaam Namaste Page #4

Ranjan Mathur was so busy studying...

that he was oblivious to the basic

differences between boys and girls.

Although he became

a successful architect,

his vision cleared up one day,

when he suddenly realized that

the world didn't just

consist of buildings.

There were other shapes as well

and they were much more interesting.

Since then, he has been

wearing his hear on his sleeve,

aiming for evey girl

crossing his sights,

hoping that someday, somehow...

he'll manage to snag

one for himself.

l've got to go... Thank you...

- Ok... Ok... Fory...

Who was that ?

A friend.

From office ?

- No. She lives nearby.

What was her name ? - Lisa.

Let's give her a lift, yaar.

The poor girl's standing

all alone at the bus stop.

No.

She's going the other way.

So it's pointless.

What... ? - How much was she asking for ?

Fory dollars.

Ron ! Can't you tell ?

How could l ? She smiled sweetly,

shook hands, even said her name.

l thought she was so friendly.

You must've stared planning

your wedding already.

What rubbish ! l'm not that frustrated.

Only the engagement.

Tell me something,

why am l coming with you ?

Because weddings are vey boring

and l don't want to get bored alone.

Thanks - You're welcome.

So, what are we listening ?

Salaam Namaste.

What ? - l love to hear

you being praised on air.

Oh crap ! You've heard it too ?

Of course, it's damn good fun !

That RJ is making you famous.

You think this is funny ? - Vey.

You're laughing and l've lost

half my clientele at the restaurant.

Sue them.

Sue the damn radio station, yeah ?

Causing of emotional distress,

mental trauma, character assassination.

Hang on, let me just

call that Debonair character.

You be ready with this.

Hello.

l am going to sue you !

Who is speaking please ?

- This is Nick and l am going to sue you.

What for ? - What for ! For...

emotional distress and...

- Mental trauma, character assassination.

l'm with a vey big lawyer right now !

- My friend is with a vey big lawyer.

No, no ! Not me ! You, you are

! - No-no... you, you.

My friend is a vey big lawyer.

See, Mr Nikhil Arora...

Stop calling me that !

lf one more person calls me

Nikhil Arora, then l will... l'll...

l'll never talk to you again.

- l'll never talk...

Sory yaar, l couldn't think of anything else.

Listen ! Why don't you

talk directly to Hambar ?

Oh sure, come on.

Give me Hambar's number.

Don't wory. l will

connect you. Hold on.

Hello listeners.

Breaking news on Salaam Namaste.

Nikhil Arora has just

called to apologise to Hambar.

We are taking you live to the conversation.

Hello.

Hambar ?

Ambar. The name is Ambar.

A, A for Ambar.

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