Salaam Namaste Page #2

Salaam Namaste, 101 .5FM.

Hey mate, you're bleeding.

What ?

Are you Okay ?

- l'm fine. l....l don't like blood.

You better see a doctor man.

- No doctor.

l don't like doctors.

But you're bleeding

- Stop saying that.

Want to catch a movie ?

So, Jignesh, what's your diagnosis ?

The patient has been experiencing.

a vague pain in the abdomen,

followed by severe bouts

of constipation, vomiting, swelling,

bleeding stools and progressive weakness.

A biopsy can be conclusive.

But my diagnosis suggests

lymphosarcoma of the intestine,

just what Rajesh Khanna had in Anand

Made-in-Surat,

raised-on-khakra-dhokli,

Jignesh Pandya's lone phobia was...

that he'd spend his

whole life squatting behind..

the Archana Sarees cash register.

Unlike his father, the millions.

wouldn't make life worh swatting away.

Perhaps it was fear that drove him

to pass the medical entrance test

But now, homesick in Australia,

he's regretting his decision.

Vey nice, Jignesh. Good job.

Fory ! - But why ?

Because l know,

you've skipped homework..

..and you'll copy it off me,

so twenty more.

When dad finds out that

he's sponsoring..

..the education of two instead of one...

Long live Archana Sarees !

Now give me a hundred dollars more.

- What for ?

Because a friend is always

there when you need him.

Forget it. Why don't you go rob your dad ?

Amby... l'm sory.

lt's just a loan damn it !

l won't charge you for

the next five classes.

But, a hundred dollars...

Simone's wedding.

l need to buy a dress.

Simone's... getting married ?

Why ? Didn't you get an invitation ?

No.

Don't feel bad, next time you will.

By the way,

l'll need your car tomorrow.

Okay ? Thank you ! Bye !

Why the hell do you want

to ruin my reputation ?

You forgot the bay leaf,

the cardamom is almost non-existent

And please, eveybody, come here.

Just because salt is cheap does..

..not mean we need to put it in everything.

We are not in lndia now...

please, go easy on the salt.

Now, l need to go and pee.

Promise me...

You won't use the next five

minutes to ruin another dish.

Promise me !

We promise, boss !

Thank you ! Excuse me.

Looks just like home-cooked food.

- Thank you boss

So who needs to eat out ?

They could have just made this at home.

Do you know the difference

between a wife and a mistress ?

l don't have either, boss.

No ?

A wife wears a sari,

a mistress wears a micro-mini.

A wife wears a wedding thread,

for the mistress, a diamond necklace.

A wife wears a cotton nightgown,

the mistress gets a red lingerie.

And that is now a mistress.

Get it ? Good.

Boss. Dheka's looking for you. - So ?

He looks quite angy !

- Tell me something l don't know.

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