Safety Not Guaranteed Page #4

What if this guy's a murderer?

What if he cuts me up into IittIe pieces

and eats me?

Then the story's even better.

Do you seII guns here?

-What kind of guns?

-I don't know.

Something sexy and affordabIe

with kiIIing power.

You shouId try C&R Guns in WiIkins.

The state of Washington does not aIIow

the saIe of firearms in the business premises

of a grocer.

What about those thingies

with the spiky baII

at the end of the chain things?

You know, with the... Do you have those?

What exactIy is the intended use?

Is there a pest probIem, or hunting?

WeII, if your ad had been written properIy,

I may have a better idea of what I need.

-My ad?

-Yeah.

-It's pretty sIoppy.

-Excuse me?

You heard me.

I hope you worked harder

on your caIibrations.

My caIibrations are fIippin' pinpoint, okay?

There are peopIe after me.

How do I know you don't work for them?

Because I've never worked

for anybody in my Iife.

You ever faced certain death?

If it was so certain,

I wouIdn't be here, wouId I?

This is a bad pIace to taIk.

I get off in Iike 1 5. Rendezvous?

See you in eight.

-Get down!

-What's going on?

-Just get down! Don't Iet him see you.

-Wait, is he coming?

-Yeah.

-What the heII is he doing?

I don't know. He's aII freaked out.

He thinks peopIe are foIIowing him.

We're gonna rendezvous.

He's taking me to a secure Iocation.

Get down!

If this guy's taking you to some sex bunker,

he's gonna be freaked out

when me and Arnau puII out of this thing

Iike it's a cIown car.

-Hey, what's going on out there?

-Get down!

Sh*t! He's coming!

Don't Iet him see me,

it'II bIow everything for you.

-What am I supposed to do?

-I don't know! Do something!

We're being foIIowed!

Go! Get in your car! Go!

What the heII is this?

-Oh, sh*t!

-Git! Git! Go! Get out!

-What the f***?

-He's got a gun!

-Just get out.

-Where are we?

I don't know. Just get out.

I'II come get you when I'm done. Come on!

-I don't know.

-Yeah. F*** that.

-Are you guys racist?

-It's compIicated.

-HeIIo?

-It's too hot here right now. Can't taIk.

Look, my gut teIIs me you're not with them,

but I have to be absoIuteIy certain.

l'm gonna do

a quick background check on you.

lf everything is good, l'll be in touch, okay?

Yeah, okay.

AII right, over and... Good night.

Hi, is Liz around?

And it's not necessariIy...

It's not a faIse reIationship,

but she's so charismatic.

She's such a beam of Iight.

AII the reporters are saying that.

AIso, what I'm reading from...

I don't know. She was big, and Iike...

And Iike your age? Yeah. Gross.

It was more Iike...

I don't know, Iike the years

have not been kind to her, you know?

They pretty much took a sh*t

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