Russell Madness Page #4

No, no. Stay in the ring.

Catch you on the flipside, bro.

It looks like Brady Malibu

- is headed for the beach.

- Dad, are you all right?

Come here, referee,

where's my belt?

- You! Come here.

- Oh, come on.

Looks like we have

some time to catch up.

So, what have you been up to

for the last quarter century, Mike?

Oh,

well I became a chimney sweep.

That actually exists

outside of Mary Poppins?

- Okay. I'm all right.

- You okay?

Yeah, I think so.

Okay.

Honey, what happened?

A lot! Give me the costume.

I am going to be your superhero.

Okay, as much as I would

love to see you in spandex,

are you sure you should get

into the ring with Vick Vice?

I don't have a choice.

Max, you go tell Mike and TJ, no matter

what happens, just to play along.

Okay, got it.

Tell us, Mike,

what is the key

to sweeping a good chimney?

The key is having

the right tools. Yeah.

The modern chimney sweeps

use more than just a brush.

Yes. You have your

your double worm screw,

your hinged drop scraper,

and the always, always helpful

boring tool. Whoops!

- You're a boring tool.

- Hey!

- We have one other question...

- Oh...

My dad said to play along

- no matter what, okay?

- All right.

Tell him to make it quick.

We're running short of material

and this audience is receding

quicker than Mike's hairline.

- Yeah. Hey! Wait a minute.

- Okay.

Who will face me?

Who is man enough?

Will somebody fight the pansy?

Don't make me come down there.

I know, I know, I'll calm down.

You're right.

I need some potassium.

I will!

I've got nothing to lose!

Hello there, Russ.

Is that a juicy,

possibly turkey sausage?

Nope, it is a worm.

A disgusting,

not at all Bavarian worm.

A worm? 'Cause it smells

like a turkey sausage

with a little bit of

Bavarian mustard on it.

Who's gonna save you

this time, matey?

Blimey!

Come back here,

you little ratter.

Mama, look! A doggy!

Okay, I can do this.

Just stay calm.

Okay, what the...

Huh?

Hey, go get the dog.

Dude, what do I look like,

a dog walker?

You're not much of a wrestler.

It's Brady Malibu and... a dog?

- A dog!

- Come on, Malibu!

What's the kid doing?

Hey, wait. Max said to

go with it no matter what.

- Okay.

- Yeah.

Well it appears that the only man

man enough is not a man at all,

but a dog.

- Call the dog catcher.

- Come on!

Oh, this is not going

to be good.

All right, doggy!

I'm going to teach you

a new trick!

The kid doesn't stand a chance.

I can't watch.

What is going on?

What is this?

He's got him in a chokehold.

- He's done.

- Don't film it.

He's got him!

Woo-hoo!

And down goes Vick Vice.

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

The kid has moves!

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