Russell Madness Page #5

' Yes!

- Three! He is out!

- Yes!

- This is incredible!

- The winner!

- Yes, he won!

- The dog has beaten Vick Vice!

What?

Why is everything spinning?

You think he's going to be okay?

Well, he is a little

malnourished, dehydrated and

in desperate need of a bath,

but other than that,

I think he's fine.

- Can we keep him?

- Yeah, can we keep him?

He can be friends

with the monkey.

Lena, your monkey's only a toy.

He probably has

a family somewhere.

We don't know who

he belongs to.

Hi, little guy. I'm Max.

And this is my sister, Lena.

Don't be afraid, little puppy.

We won't hurt you.

He doesn't have a collar.

He could be homeless.

Just perfect.

Now we truly are

the laughing stock

of the wrestling world.

Can he please stay?

All right.

He can stay for the night.

' Yes!

' Yes!

Last night

was so embarrassing...

There he is.

The newest YouTube sensation.

Uh, what do you mean,

YouTube sensation?

Are you not aware that

a video of last night's match

had over a million views

on YouTube?

The dog's trending on Twitter.

He's all over instagram.

- Your wrestling dog is a star.

- Any comments?

- Wow!

- And when is his next match?

- His next match...

- Next Thursday.

Next Thursday.

But you said

we were going to give

the dog back to the pound.

- Oh, no. Not the pound.

- She's a little confused.

You heard the boy.

Next Thursday!

Yep!

Ferraro Wrestling, and we hope

to see everyone down here

for the wrestling event

of the millennium.

Will Russell get star billing?

How did you teach

your dog to wrestle?

See what I mean?

The little guy can't wait

to get back to training.

That's the gym.

And so we meet again.

- Hunk?

- Yup!

Russell, allow me to

introduce you to ll Maniac.

Or as I call him,

the Italian Stallion.

I like your style, kid.

You had some great

moves last night.

- Uh, great moves?

- Yeah, in the wrestling match.

When you chocked out Vick Vice.

Oh, I have a question, Mr. Hunk.

What's wrestling?

Wrestling is when two large men

battle their hearts out

in the ring.

In front of their fans.

Asking for nothing

more than pride, glory,

and of course,

a large sum of money.

- You know, wrestling.

- Oh?

Follow me, kid.

All this could be yours.

How would you like

to be a wrestler?

But I'm not a large man.

I'm a small dog.

Russell, my boy, the sooner

you learn this the better.

It's not the size of the dog

in the fight,

it's the size of the fight

in the dog.

You're saying I can wrestle?

You've got the gift, Russ.

And with the right trainer,

namely me,

I think you could be one of the

greatest wrestlers of all time.

Doesn't that sound amazing,

being one of the greats?

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