Russell Madness Page #3
sugar with your tea, Mr. Hunk?
How about two lumps
to the head, please?
Huh?
Hello there. Who are you?
- Uh, Russell.
- Hey, Russ, I'm Dozzo.
What is that? A T-bone steak?
Would you...
Would you like to share it?
You see, Russ, this is my turf.
Any food left out here
is rightfully yours truly.
- Got it, mate?
- I guess so.
I have a condition
called low blood sugar.
I have to eat every few seconds,
or else I'll get "hangry".
Hangry?
You know,
when you get so hungry
it makes you angry.
HangrY-
Why don't you pick
on someone your own size?
- Blimey!
- Step away from that steak!
Or I'll take you to
school like a bus driver.
I don't want any trouble, mate.
Now scram! Beat it!
Vamoose! Cheerio!
You got to learn to
stick up for yourself, kid.
You can't let a bully dog
intimidate you like that.
- Who are you?
- The name's Hunk.
- What's yours, kid?
- I'm Russ. Russell.
How did a nice kid like you end up
in the mean alleys of Portland?
No one wanted me.
I was pound bound, so I escaped.
Now eat up, kid.
Speaking of food, it's banana time.
I got to split.
Arrivederci.
Uh, thanks, Mr. Hunk!
We are back today!
Twenty-five years later,
and nothing has changed.
seasoned veteran, Vick Vice.
You know, Vick Vice is returning
from a sabbatical at Penn State.
At Penn State.
Mike, I think that's state pen.
How about you, ref?
- No, that's not right.
- Vick Vice in the house.
And it looks like Vick
has been rehabilitated.
Yeah.
Facing Vick Vice is newcomer
Brady Malibu!
Maliboom!
I wonder why they call him
Vick Vice?
Well, now, I think that
answers that question.
Dude! That's gnarly.
No, no... What are you doing?
Get in the ring.
I'm not fighting that dude.
Did you see what he did
to that cinder block?
- I thought you were a wrestler.
- Ah, swimsuit model,
surfer, wrestler,
what's the diff?
What's the diff?
It's actually a big difference.
Fine, fine.
I will double your fee to 200.
Three Bennies and I'll drop in
on the dude, Malibu style.
- Sure, sure.
- Okay.
One Benny, two Benny,
three Benny. Here you go.
What?
All right. Yeah.
Go for it.
Not the board.
Oh!
That was another
in the Vick Vice.
Boo to you!
- Nice move!
- All right!
All right, huh?
Surfs up!
- He's surfing.
- Hang loose, man. Yeah.
Brady Malibu
is hanging ten on Vick Vice.
- That's two!
- All right.
Here is Vick Vice with
- a massive spinning head slam!
- Okay.
Yeah, that's going
to leave a mark.
- Vice grip!
- Oh, here's the Vice grip.
He's in trouble now.
Oh, no.
- Stop the fight!
- No, keep the match going.
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