RRRrrrr!!! Page #4

Synopsis: In 35,000 BC, the tribe of the Dirty Hairs is in war against the tribe of the Clean Hairs for eight hundred years, trying to get their shampoo. The chief of the Dirty Hairs sends his daughter Guy disguised to the enemy tribe to get some shampoo for his tribe. When the healer of the Clean Hairs tribe surprisingly kills two cavemen of his tribe, their imbecile chief assigns Pierre with curled hair and Pierre blonde to investigate the murder and find the criminal.
 
IMDB:
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Year:
2004
94 min
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- ShoW me your hand.|- Which one?

Look! I've got baby fingers|on this hand too!

You like leaves?

Me too!

Let's get going.

Can I tell you a short poem?

"The sky. "

Pretty!

- The beginning's Weak.|- "The" is good.

Will you give me some shampoo?

When?

- Get gathering, slackers!|- We are.

Get up!

Supposing you Were lying doWn.

You're giving her shampoo?

You're out of your mind!

You only met her yesterday.

At least get her pregnant first.

Suit yourself.

Guy loves me! I'm a couple noW.

All this digging|must lead someWhere.

Bones!

Bones With skin on!

- It's getting all dark!|- Knock it off!

Dung! Dark already.

LizardslaW anyone?

Trunk and pickles for me.

That one.

Lovely nosh. Delicious,

except for the mud ones.

Chief!

- Another corpse has been crimed!|- Who?

Stone.

- Our diggologist?|- I found him.

I Was alone.|Nobody else saW him.

TWo deaths.|This is getting troublesome.

Who'll be next? You.|And then you. And you.

That's okay.

But then it'll be me|and that'll be sad.

The sitter dreW a croWd.

The first one Was a real letdoWn|so the sequel Won't be a hit.

Go ahead, I've already seen it.

Ah, healologist...|You knoW my Wife?

Beautiful, isn't she?

Well?

- Nasty!|- Not at all.

Want to see Where I Was sitting?

Look, he's been seWn up,|like the sitter.

Yes, indeed...

Interesting coincidence.

It's like that old crime|tWo days ago.

He only stitched one nostril.|It must be his half-brother.

Maybe he Was disturbed|by that moron of a Watcher.

Nothing personal.

If it's the same crimer, then...

Bump...

Hurt...

Horror...

Stopping...

Criming...

SeWing...

People...

The horror...

Horror has a face.

That's enough of that!

- You tWo! Find the crimer!|- Stop there!

- Why us tWo?|- I'm too coWardly right noW.

Bald and coWardly at once.

Do We need Miss Judgmental?

It's okay, I'll see to the crimer.

Of course.

Find him and I'll let you off hunting.

I'll let you off for life.

I'll let you off for life,|plus a feW days.

It's a deal.

HoW do you express joy?

Find me the crimer.

Fast.

- Thought We Wouldn't guess?|- Okay, I confess.

Why did you crime them?

AnsWer us!

That's good.

Do that When you find him.

As for... That's enough.

- Watch it!|- Don't point!

Ask your thing to shut up.

I've had a Wonderful day.

Thanks for the advice.

No sWeat.

Coming...

Can We see your dominant male?

He's over there.

Hi. Can We ask you a feW questions?

- Fire aWay.|- Can you tell us What happened?

As usual, I Was saying,|"It's getting all dark. "

Knock it off.

- The diggologist didn't say...|- Knock it off.

Right. So I Went to check.

When I stepped inside,|he Was already...

Dead.|You have to say "dead".

Otherwise it makes no sense.

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