RRRrrrr!!! Page #5

Synopsis: In 35,000 BC, the tribe of the Dirty Hairs is in war against the tribe of the Clean Hairs for eight hundred years, trying to get their shampoo. The chief of the Dirty Hairs sends his daughter Guy disguised to the enemy tribe to get some shampoo for his tribe. When the healer of the Clean Hairs tribe surprisingly kills two cavemen of his tribe, their imbecile chief assigns Pierre with curled hair and Pierre blonde to investigate the murder and find the criminal.
 
IMDB:
5.8
Year:
2004
94 min
1,871 Views


Dead.

Anything else?

Yes. I saW a man running aWay.

- Which Way?|- From behind.

Let's pick up|all the guys With behinds.

Back up. Face the Wall.

Remember my shampoo.

Don't Worry, doll-face,|I'll give you What you Want.

You're going to see|some possible suspects.

Hold this for me, I'm a Witness.

- It's getting all dark!|- Not yet.

What if the crimer recognizes me?

We've thought of that.

You'll see them|from behind this one-Way rock.

Who turned that guy around?

Scram, you're innocent.

You knoW my Wife?

Beautiful, isn't she?

Well, do you recognize him?

All these rocks look alike.

- Shall We move it?|- No, he mustn't see me.

HoW about a fake beard?

Beards don't suit me.

Shift the one-Way rock.

Don't scratch the ground, dear!

- Well?|- HoW can I recognize their behinds?

It'll be tougher than I thought.|Thanks anyway.

- If you leave the tribe, tell us.|- Of course.

If you need anything,|even just a drink,

- drop by my cave.|- You knoW We Won't.

- Too busy?|- Too choosy.

My duckymoth!

That Woman scarifies me.

You knoW We hang out?

KnoW What I'm thinking?

We used to Walk on four feet,|noW We Walk on tWo feet.

Maybe soon We'll Walk on no feet.

This one here.

This one's good...

Not bad.

Excellent!

- Got it in beige?|- In beige?

Did a seamstress|buy a club recently?

Going my Way?

HoW about this one?

You recognize the Watcher|because he has a torch.

NoW We have a job, We need|something to be recognized by.

- You're right.|- A torch!

These!

What Was it I Wanted to say?|Yes. Let's recap.

- What do We knoW so far?|- HoW to make fire.

We're pretty good|at inventing tools.

True, too.

- Dung!|- She's just having fun!

About the crime...

The victim Was disemboWelled.

Fine.

But Why take his guts?

To make guitar strings.

We're all on edge.

It's interesting.|Go on. Guitar strings and...

So a guitarist did it.

A seamstress seWed them up.

A guitarist-seamstress.

Not bad!

You're smart, Guy.

- You're amazing.|- Wait till you see me pee standing up.

Find me the guitarist-seamstress|Who did it.

I Was kidding. Where do We|find a guitarist-seamstress?

The Strum'n'Stitch School.

Hem in F sharp again.

C major. Embroidery! F sharp.

She stays here.

Yes, it could be dangerous.

If I don't come back,|you can have custody of the kids.

- We have none.|- More free time for you, then.

Cross-stitch.

Semiquaver.

We're investigating

the double crime|With more than one victim.

Don't mind us.

Guitar-stitching is like milk-carving.|Keep it natural!

Try to mind us a bit.

Start again.

Embroidery:
C major.

F sharp:
cross-stitch.

- Look at her.|- Who?

The middle one.

So?

I don't trust her.

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