RRRrrrr!!! Page #3

Synopsis: In 35,000 BC, the tribe of the Dirty Hairs is in war against the tribe of the Clean Hairs for eight hundred years, trying to get their shampoo. The chief of the Dirty Hairs sends his daughter Guy disguised to the enemy tribe to get some shampoo for his tribe. When the healer of the Clean Hairs tribe surprisingly kills two cavemen of his tribe, their imbecile chief assigns Pierre with curled hair and Pierre blonde to investigate the murder and find the criminal.
 
IMDB:
5.8
Year:
2004
94 min
1,792 Views


You tWo hulks! Go to the clubbery.

But it's three days' Walk!

No rush. Give yourselves three days.

Three days' Walk|makes six days there and back.

He didn't ask us to come back.

Dear Stones!

This death Will change|our lives forever

but life must go on as before!

Doe-ball, anyone?

Mine!

It's fine to say "Mine!"

but it's better to play it, okay?

Blondy, foul!

- I didn't even touch it!|- Foul.

We'll send it back.

NeW doe!

Skip the "Blondy". Call me Stone.

Go, moppet!

Mine!

- You're my dream girl all over.|- Wanna see my booty?

Are you old?

Stop! It's a beauty spot.

Beauty spots...

are proof of beauty.

What are you up to?

This is Stone, Stone...

He's Stone too,|or "Blondy" behind his back.

Who's she?

Guy.

Who?

HoW d'you pronounce it?

- Sto-o-one.|- No, more like "Guy".

- More like "Guy".|- No, "Gay".

Whose name is it anyway?

What tribe are you from, Guy?

The tribe at the end of the earth,|Where you fall off.

I've heard of that.

My Whole tribe fell off, including me.|Except me.

Yeah? Well, goodbye.

C'mon! Whose serve?

Goodbye?

- We have to let her stay.|- We can't feed her.

They all fell off the earth!

You Want her to go home|and slide off too?

Okay, she can stay.

But he goes.

Why me?

- So the bald one's your Chief.|- No, I am!

I've had a Wonderful day.

Since the moment We met,

I've felt that|survival's Worth surviving.

The sWeet air,|the birdmothsong, etc?

HoW did you knoW?

HoW advanced Was your tribe?

Very.|We Were about to discover religion.

And hoW advanced Were you?|Oh, I already asked.

Are We nearly there?

Here We are.

You can sleep|in the dead Woman's cave.

Isn't there a lot better one?

Okay, then.

Good night.

I nearly forgot!

I love you.|I can't live Without you either.

- Come, let's freshen up.|- Let's What?

Let's Wash your hair.

Your curls aren't even natural!

Sorry, I never get fresh|on a first date.

- It's getting all dark.|- Knock it off.

Only 2 and 3/4 more days|to the clubbery.

Tell me...|Sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Stone.

I'm tempted to buy a small club|While We're at it.

You'll pay more for a big one.

Hi, Mum. Hi, Dad.

Hi, darling.

No fruit?

Yes. Want some?

Sleep Well?

- I dreamed I had dark hair.|- Poor dear!

I've been sleeping so badly.

Want to sleep With us tonight?

I'm too old for it.

Still... I Wouldn't mind|sleeping With you When Dad's dead.

Pass the bisonette milk.

I left some for you but I finished it.

Finished it?

Thanks!

I'm treated like a stranger|in this house.

- We'll have to tell him the truth.|- He's not ready yet.

Hi Blondy.

My name's Stone!

Want a butterflap?|It's a dried butterfly.

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