Ross Noble: Fizzy Logic Page #4
- Year:
- 2007
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Hm.
(# Vocalises theme to Antiques Roadshow)
(Australian accent) How much
do you reckon that is?
How much?
How f***ing much will l get for that?
That's a f***ing beauty, that is. F***in'...
(Posh accent) Well, yes,
l'll just have a look for you.
As you can see this is inscripted on the side
''Hard work has made me what l am today'',
and normally it's slightly worn
but l believe the original makers had the
word ''f***ed'' just underneath there,
denoting that it was a novelty gift.
Now, if l'm not mistaken
this was made in lndonesia, and, um...
if we just have a look on the bottom here
you should see -
yes, it's made in lndonesia,
by a company called Gimmicky Gifts.
And if l'm not mistaken
that company's phone number was 029...
(Australian accent) Oh, you're f***ing
ripper, you f***ing beauty.
(Posh accent)
That's worth about four dollars.
(Australian accent) Oh, get f***ed!
(Posh accent) Hm. Lovely.
l love it. You know what a bogun
shouted at me the other day?
And they love to, out of Utes, l've noticed.
There's...
Do you think when boguns
are buying their Utes they say, er,
they're having a look
at what they're gonna get -
four-wheel drive and all the features,
and they go,
(Australian accent) You mind
if l try the f***in' window?
Get f***ed!
Yeah, it's a f***in' beauty, eh?
l'll f***in' have that.
This fella...
l'm quite enjoying doing a gig
holding a mug.
l wish that had a bit of hot tea in it now.
The... And myself and Sir Peter Ustinov...
You know what's good about mugs, right?
You can, er... Obviously you can drink out of
them, that's quite a good thing about mugs.
''Thanks, Ross, for that bit of advice.
''Oh, how does he do it?''
The... (Chuckles)
No, what's quite good is -
if you hold a mug close enough to your face
you can, er...
accurately impersonate Ronan Keating.
l'll show you. Look.
(# Distorted singing)
The, um...
This is great, this,
the start of the second half -
just me doing admin.
lt's, like, slightly scary
when there's an actual...
somebody's written me a note
on a picture of my own face.
(Chuckles)
Just put that down there, like that. There.
You will tell me if you see Tiny Ross
creeping up on me?
No, this...
Somebody's written on here...
For God's sake,
Somebody asked me this the other night.
''Ross, what's better, pirates or ninjas?''
(Audience shouting out)
(Man) Ninjas!
l can't help feeling l'm not required here.
l've got a feeling we could just
turn the lights on
and you would have quite happily
just shouted at each other.
''Pirates!''
''Ninjas!''
lt's ninjas, every time.
There's, er, obviously, you know...
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