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- Come on.

Dr. Callaby, we need you right now!

We got a multiple trauma.

He's got an open head injury,

a ruptured spleen,

and chopped liver.

His BP is 25 over 5.

This guy's a mess.

I don't have time for this today.

I have to be on the golf

course in ten minutes.

Everyone on my count,

one, two,

three!

Dr. Callaby, that man is going to die

unless you get him into surgery right now.

That man is going to die

no matter what I do right now.

So, if it's all the same to you,

I'd rather be playing golf.

You walk out, I report you

to the state medical board.

Oh, and while you're at it,

why don't you inform them

that I am the only doctor on staff

that has never been sued for malpractice.

If you'll excuse me, the green is calling.

Get back here, Callaby.

I'm going to count to three.

One, two, three...

Fore!

It's getting late.

You guys finished with this tin can yet?

Well, I adjusted his tactile sensors

so he doesn't crush anymore... right.

And right now, I'm scanning this month's

medical journals to update his database.

We're almost done, okay?

He'll be ready by morning.

He better be.

Damn it.

If this doesn't work, we're both dead.

Speaking of dead,

I better have a talk with Lauren Mills

before we bring him up

on the floor tomorrow.

Whaddya say we just

get a last meal?

How about pizza?

Sounds good, let's go.

Hey!

Rise and shine.

That includes you, Mr. Mime Molester.

What?

What did I do?

Nothing, other than the mime.

Come on. I didn't do the mime.

In my country, it is strictly forbidden to have

sexual relations with mimes.

Bearded ladies, yes, but mimes, never.

What country are you from?

I'm from Akmannycaca,

we are listed first in the U.N. Phone book.

Did you hear me?

Come on, we've got a backlog from last night.

Look at this.

We have 38...

...37 patients to see.

He was in my parking spot.

We've been through this Jason.

I know we talked about this.

I just wanna be sure you understand.

I just, I want you to be prepared.

I know you were in love with my brother,

but this isn't him.

It's created in his image.

But it's a machine, it isn't human.

He isn't... It isn't Robert.

It was a long time ago.

I'm over it.

Then why do you

still wear the watch he gave you?

I need to know the time.

Richard, I've got some

great news for you!

I found you another doctor.

Oh, thank goodness.

Welcome aboard, Doctor...

Uh, I'm not the doctor.

This is your doctor.

Hello, Dr. Roskin.

I'm Medical Device model number MD-63.

I'm a new mechanized, computerized,

physician replacement.

This is a... This is a good joke.

What? A hidden camera

around here somewhere?

I'll just let you two get acquainted.

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