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Robin Williams - Live on Broadway Page #6
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2002
- 99 min
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performance-enhancing drug is
if there's a big f***ing Hershey
bar at the end of the run.
Then you'll be like...
Then you'll be like a Swiss
ski jumper going, "I'm there"!
Pour Canadian snowboarder.
and he couldn't find it. It
was around his f***ing neck!
Get out of here, you little
goofy Canadian bastard, eh?
They have weird sports
like the Biathalon
which is like Norwegian drive-by.
"Get the TV, Hans"!
The Canadians won the
gold medal in hockey.
God bless you Canadian people.
You're so f***ing nice, eh?
It's your only
f***ing sport, come on!
That and a mutant form of football.
"We've got 13 men, we
have a longer field"
"No, you have fun, enjoy"!
Canada's like a loft apartment
"Keep it down, eh"?
"We are nice. We have Jean Chritien,
He was the only man in the world who said,
"I don't need no secret service"
"If a guy comes to hit me,
I f***ing knock him out, eh"?
"I'm Jean Chritien which versus
your president, who's a cretin".
Quebec keeps wanting to break away from
Canada, but still keep the currency.
It's like a kid moving
out of the house,
-But I still would like to get money.
-F*** off you!
Canadian money is also
called the Looney.
How can you take an
economic crisis seriously?
- The Looney is down!
- Oh, how sad for you!
What are you saying, eh?
Everyone was so happy that at the
Olympics the security was so tight.
"Security was amazing
at the Olympics".
Utah's the whitest
f***ing State in the Union!
An Arab in Utah is like an albino
at the Apollo. You would notice!
- We found one!
- He's just tanned. Everybody off!
The problem was that there was
basically white powder everywhere.
All the dogs looking
for anthrax were going
"You go, man, you go"!
Pour dogs they looked
for anthrax and cocain.
In the cage at the end
of the day they're going
"I can't taste my ass,
I don't know why..."
"It's my tail"!
Meanwhile your cat
sits over there going
"You're still an
a**hole, you know that".
Is it me, or are cats drag queens?
The way they kinda go
"Who loves Kitty"?
"Are these your shoes"?
Who loves Kitty?
Who loves Kitty?
Male cats have that amazing thing,
where they kinda walk around going
"That's mine"!
"Mine"!
"I like that too".
Thank God men aren't like that!
"Nice car, Bob.
Mine now"!
- What are you doing?
- Just shopping!
had people going...
They said
"Don't open your mail"!
- Why?
- There's white powder in envelopes.
"Really"!?
"Your mother and I used to look
for white powder in envelopes"!
"We weren't on-line.
We did lines, my friend".
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