Rob the Mob Page #5

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citing lack

of credible evidence.

The reclusive Fiorello

has long been thought

to be behind the assassination of Gambino

family associate Anthony "Clams" Opstrepo

an incident that sparked

an inter-family war

which resulted in the murder

of Robert Fiorello,

he only son of the alleged boss.

The FBI has long sought

to prove that Fiorello,

a Brooklyn-based owner

of a food importing business,

is, in fact, the head of the

notorious Vazallo crime family,

but the Feds have been consistently

thwarted by the shroud

that surrounds Fiorello.

Daryl Strawberry

will be returning to train

for the first time since

exchanging his Mets uniform

for Dodger blue.

Marissa. Hey,

miss p*ssy.

Now this is for Tommy.

Okay.

And this is

for my biggest earner.

That's me!

Thank you.

Rabitz...

We're going to have

to sell your car.

My father gave me that car.

I am not selling the car.

Well, then we're going to have

to go back to your mother's...

I am not going back

to my mother's!

Well, then we're going

to have to go to plan B.

Okay, what's plan B?

Plan B, baby.

Yes. Tell me.

Listen, just hear me out.

Oh, no!

No. No.

Honey, listen,

they're criminals.

They're not going

to call the cops.

And the cops aren't

going to f***ing care

if we rip off

some f***ing wiseguys.

Look, we get in the car,

you drive me to the

end of this corner,

I run in, five minutes,

and then bam!

We're outta there.

What happens if you go to jail?

What do you mean?

What are you talking about jail?

Who's going to jail? Who's going to jail?

I'm not going to jail.

Okay.

That's why this is good.

All we need is a grand,

maybe 1500 bucks,

and then we're over this hump

and then we can go back

to business as usual.

What happens if you get hurt?

No one is getting hurt.

Nobody is going

to get hurt, baby.

Hey, if you've got

a better idea,

don't be quiet.

I don't.

Look.

All you got to do is drive.

That's all you got to do.

No one is going to get hurt.

Okay.

Yeah?

All right.

Just relax.

I been working on this.

I said I'll think about it.

I'm not saying yes, though.

What the f*** is that?

Whoa, what?

What is that?

Oh, my God!

What? It's an eggplant.

No, next to the eggplant!

Oh, sh*t, I'm sorry.

I forgot I had this in there.

What is that?

It's... listen.

Oh, my God!

Overwhelming force.

If it works

for the U.S. Army,

it's going

to f***ing work for us.

Now please, I need your help

because I have no idea

how to use this thing.

Don't bring it in here.

You're better

with mechanics than me.

I think I f***ing broke it.

You turn it to the left.

Turn what to the left?

If you move this.

Hold it like that.

Okay?

What would I do without you?

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