Rob the Mob Page #4

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at the Pizalo Club

over on Union Avenue.

That's the Mafia Social Club

at 140 Union Avenue?

Objection, Your Honor.

Move to strike the word

'Mafia' from the record.

There is no such thing

as a Mafia.

It is just

an ugly ethnic stereotype.

Sustained.

So at this social club,

you had your gun with you?

No. No guns in the club.

It's against the rules...

Guns and wiseguys is a bad mix.

You'll love the ocean view.

And you're going to have to

put down some big credit, too.

Like your life.

Don't f*** with me.

All right. Later.

Uh, is this the library?

It's a private club.

Is there a library

on this block?

This is 140, right?

140 Union?

Get the f*** out of here.

Okay. All right.

All right.

You think I can get a drink?

You have Campari?

Go on, get the f*** out of here!

Okay, I'm going

to get the f*** out of here.

F***ing jerk off.

Hey, baby.

Hello, you don't just walk

out of your job

whenever you feel like it.

"Rosie, do you need help?"

Can I help you, baby?

No.

Did you get peanut butter?

Yeah.

Where were you?

I went to one of those social clubs.

Like a mafia social club?

Yeah, the Italian social club

out on Union Avenue.

I was curious, you know.

So I walked in.

You know what

was going on in there?

No.

Nothing.

Nothing was going on.

Absolutely nothing.

A bunch of old guys

playing cards.

You know, there's no guns

allowed in those clubs.

Did you know that?

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Where did you hear that?

At the Gotti trial.

You went to the Gotti trial?

Yeah.

When?

Before the social club.

Now you're,

like... Now you're freaking me out.

What are you,

like a f***ing groupie?

You know Sammy the Bull?

No, I don't know Sammy.

You know Sammy the Bull.

Well, I saw Sammy the Bull

today, on trial.

He was giving his testimony, right?

Sure.

And he said that.

He said, "Wiseguys and guns is a bad mix.

"No guns allowed

in the club."

Yeah,

because they're actually social clubs,

like they hang out

like they're normal people.

Yeah, right.

Like they're normal people.

They're not doing anything.

I got to thinking, baby like...

when I walked in there, I mean,

wiseguys, they got cash.

I mean, a lot of f***ing cash, right?

Yeah.

I could clean them out.

I mean, like, clean them out.

No, no, no.

What?

You're not serious, are you?

What?

Please don't tell me

you're f***ing serious.

I'm just saying it's easy money.

I'm just saying, baby.

Give me all your money!

Give me all your f***ing money!

Give me all your money!

Give...

A spokesman from Mayor

Denkins office denied all allegations.

In Manhattan, a grand jury

has rejected an indictment

against reputed crime family

boss Alfonse Fiorello,

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