Rob the Mob

Synopsis: A Queens couple who specialize in robbing mafia social clubs stumble upon a score bigger than they could ever imagine, becoming targets of both the mob and the FBI in the process.
Genre: Crime, Drama
Director(s): Raymond De Felitta
Production: Millenium Entertainment
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
63
Rotten Tomatoes:
84%
R
Year:
2014
104 min
$206,909
Website
27 Views

Right there.

What, the liquor store?

No, the flower shop.

Valentine's Day, baby.

Aw, sweetie.

Guess what?

What?

I love you.

Why the f*ck would you say...

I told you!

It's Valentine's Day.

I told you, that's bad luck.

Why do you always do that?

I'm superstitious!

You know I'm f*cking superstitious.

Sorry.

You look nice.

Really?

Yeah.

Like, what do you mean?

Like handsome.

You look handsome. Really?

Yeah.

Bye.

May I help you?

Uh, how much is a dozen roses?

Twelve for fifteen.

Fifteen dollars a dozen?

Fifteen dollars a dozen.

Can I get a dozen for twelve?

No. You can have twelve

for fifteen,

and I'll put

this pretty card in with it.

Yeah. Give me a card.

What do I write on the card?

Give me all the cash

in the cash register.

Don't move!

Don't move!

Don't move, lady.

Don't move, all right?

I don't want to hurt anyone.

Open the cash register.

Hurry up, come on.

Is this all?

It's Valentine's Day. What kind of

f*cking business are you running here?

Happy Valentine's Day, you f*ck!

Oh, shit.

You got me flowers!

F*cking drive!

Ms. De Toma,

this is your first offense.

Because your brother

is a transit officer,

I'm giving you

the minimum sentence,

but if I ever see you in my courtroom

again... Can I get a tissue?

I promise you I

will not be so lenient.

Your sentence is three months

at the Rose M. Singer...

Don't f*cking touch me.

With one year probation.

Don't... Quiet,

please.

I am quiet!

Mr. Uva... quiet!

I am!

Mr. Uva...

This is your second time here.

Excuse me, Your Honor,

can I approach the bench?

Quiet!

Can I talk to you for a second?

I would like a new lawyer.

Tommy, can we talk for a second?

With no possibility

of probation.

Please...

Baby! Baby!

Get them out of here!

Get them both out of my...

Get the f*ck off of her,

you f*cking asshole!

F*ck you!

You f*cking happy now?

Hello, my name is Robert,

and I'm calling from the Lux

Et Veritas Collection Agency.

Mrs. Demarest?

How are you doing?

You feeling better?

Oh, your dog's sick?

Oh, that's too bad.

Yeah, fleas are the worst.

Listen...

are you ready

to make some payments?

Hey!

Lady, I don't give a rat's ass

about your dog, all right?

Either you make your payments,

or I'm going to garnish your wages

and you'll be so broke you'll

have to eat your f*cking dog.

Oh, you found the check?

Oh, miracles happen.

Thank you for your business.

Good morning.

Hey, Rosie, good morning.

I love your style.

Thank you.

And I think you've got a real future here.

Yeah?

Can I just make one comment?

Okay, I know. The F-bomb,

shouldn't have thrown it.

That, too.

Yeah.

But I think...

I'd like you to try to think

of these people as your friend.

Okay.

All right?

"A positive spin

will always win."

Oh, my goodness, look at you.

Um, Mr. Lovell?

Oh, yeah...

Sorry. My boyfriend Tommy,

he's been away.

I know that one.

Yeah...

He's a real hard worker

and he really needs a job.

Because he wants to do the spin.

Positive spin.

Positive spin.

Is he willing

to advance his pants?

I am!

Then I might just give him

a second chance.

Oh, look it!

Who are you?

Mr. Lovell, what are you,

a poet and a dancer, too?

You know,

I know I had some money in here.

I had some money

in here, sir. Is it...

Look, I don't expect

to get my money back,

but could I get

a bus pass please?

Wow!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Yeah, baby!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby.

You miss me, baby?

You know I did.

How much?

A lot.

A lot a lot?

Mm-hmm...

But you were bad though.

With other boys, right?

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Jonathan Fernandez

Jonathan Fernandez is an American writer and producer. He wrote the film Rob The Mob starring Michael Pitt, Nina Arianda, Andy Garcia, Ray Romano, and directed by Raymond DeFellitta based on the true-life story of Thomas Uva and Rose Marie De Toma His first film, Crisis In The Kremlin, was written for producer Roger Corman. He has written for Star Trek: Enterprise. He was the executive producer of the Kurt Russell film Breakdown which opened at number one at the box office. Fernandez worked as a production executive for Dino De Laurentiis and Roger Corman. His book WINNING ESSAYS was published by Berkley/G.P. Putnam’s Sons.Fernandez is a member of the Writer's Guild of America and was on the WGA Negotiating Committee in 2011 and 2014. He has a featured interview in the documentary Pencils Down: The 100 days of the Writers Guild Strike. more…

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