Road Trip Page #3
only her company, and sale does not
constitute sexual relations.
(Groaning)
(EL) I know. Believe me, I've tried.
Without further ado,
let's introduce our first...person.
- Laura!
- (Applause)
Laura's from Long Island.
She likes the outdoors
and loves seafood.
- OK, let's start the bidding at $5!
- $3.50!
Good God, moneybags,
she's not a Happy Meal.
(Laughter)
- $5.
- OK, we've got five. Do I hear 10?
- 10 bucks.
- (Auctioneer calling)
Who's got 15 bucks
for a lovely evening with Laura?!
OK, we got 15. Who can beat 15?
Going once, going twice...
Sold...to the captain.
(Applause)
There you are.
- Hey, what's going on?
- Not much.
- You look great.
- Thank you.
You're welcome.
Listen, Jacob's here,
and he's a total psycho...
Can you go outbid him?
You know what,
I didn't bring that much money.
You don't understand. He's obsessed.
See? That's fun, right??
OK, PK. Now, I want you two
to kiss each other.
All right, has anyone seen Beth?
There she is!
- (Cheering)
- Say hi to the crowd, Beth.
Hi.
Can I hear a $5 opening bid?
- $5 right here!
- Who can beat five?
- Seven.
- $10.
- $10! Going once. Going twice.
- $15!
- 20.
- 25!
- Going twice.
- 26.
- 26, going once.
- 30!
- OK, can anyone beat $26?
- I just said 30!
There must be someone
who can beat $26?
- Me, right here! 30!
- Sold! To my man Josh for $26.
(Applause)
You heard me.
I bid $30 loud and clear.
Your bid didn't count.
- Why?
- Because you're a TA.
- So?
- This auction is for students.
Goodbye.
# On and on until the early morning
# They're rockin' on and on
until the early morning... #
(Beth giggles)
Thanks for doing that. I owe you one.
- You owe me more than one.
- Do I?
Technically.
Well...
are you ready to collect?
I think so. Yeah.
We're touching.
It's a lot of fun. (Chuckles)
- We're having a good time.
- (Chuckles)
(Romantic music)
Who's Tiffany Henderson?
Just some girl I used to date
since I was, like, five.
But that's over now. She blew me off.
Oh, poor baby.
You must be very hurt.
Do you need some special attention?
Well, I am pretty upset.
Did that help?
That helped a lot.
I have an idea.
What do you say?
Uh, I don't think so.
Come on! It'll be fun.
- I've always wanted to try this.
- No...
Yes.
Fine.
OK.
- OK, Josh.
- Yes.
What do you look for in a girl??
Um, well, let's see.
She should be smart and funny and...
That's good, too.
Do you feel better yet??
I feel a little bit better.
Yeah. A little...
What else do you look for??
She should be attractive and...
nice and...
Topless. And topless.
And she should kiss me.
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