Ricky Gervais Live 2: Politics Page #4
- Year:
- 2004
- 68 min
- 384 Views
But they don't.
They go, "You know, Brenda...
She's out of breath just standing up
at her desk."
Just...
But even though
it is their own fault...
and it is their own fault...
I feel sorry for them,
all right.
No, I do,
particularly fat women,
cause fat is a feminist issue.
Men get fat and we just go, "F*** it.
All bought and paid for."
You know.
We don't come under the same
constraints of society,
whereas women are inundated with
images of how you should be...
size 0 models, this diet,
that diet.
Look like this.
Keep your man.
And they make such an effort,
don't they, fat girls?
They've always got lovely hair.
Aren't they?
They're always having their hair done.
They've got lovely hair.
Always got lovely hair.
Always got those lovely
false nails, don't they?
They make an effort.
Anything but jogging, right?
They love high heels,
don't they?
They think it makes their legs look less...
It doesn't.
It just...
You can just hear them
coming now.
I don't want any fat people to feel
uncomfortable at one of my gigs.
So next time, buy two seats.
I'm... I'm joking.
There's... I'm joking.
Shut up.
I'm not having a go; I'm just
pointing out, you know...
I was listening to the radio
Radio 4, quite highbrow.
There was a discussion
about political correctness.
My name came up straightaway.
And there was this woman
on there going,
"Oh yeah, well, it's not right.
Ricky Gervais, he makes jokes
about fat people.
He wouldn't make jokes
about gay people, would he?
And being fat
is like being gay."
What? No it's not.
What?
You can't choose
your sexuality.
As we've established...
You choose whether to eat too much or not.
You know, with your sexuality,
you're born, you grow up,
you discover you like
same-sex relationships,
and that's it.
You're gay, okay?
For being gay to be
the same as being fat,
you'd have to be born,
be straight,
grow up knowing
you're straight,
but gradually and consciously
wean yourself onto cock.
"Happy 16th birthday, son.
This is Raoul.
Suck his cock."
"Sorry, father?"
"Suck his cock.
16 now. Suck his cock."
"I... I'm heterosexual."
"Oh, with his newfangled words.
Suck his cock,
come on."
"I... I don't
like cock, father."
"'Doesn't like cock.'
How would you know
Ah! Suck his cock."
"I don't..."
"Suck one cock. Suck..."
"Ugh." "Well, that's not sucking it.
That's playing with it.
Put it in your mouth.
Put it..."
"Ugh. Oh."
"Look, have a go.
You might like it."
"Ugh."
"It's not so bad, is it?"
"No, it's not.
I f***ing love these!"
If that happened,
then being gay
would be the same as being fat.
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