Richard Pryor: Live in Concert Page #4

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and unlocking the cage and sh*t.

And then they'd run away and

stay two and three days, right.

And you could hear him in

the tree,

Sometimes far away

Sometimes up front

Finally about the third day

He came in and

he was f***ed up, right,

And I left him

with some friends,

I had to go out of town,

I left him with

some friends to watch him.

And he had like a little gas

heater on the floor,

And they turned it on,

and they didn't have no matches,

And they died.

It killed them.

I was hurt, too, man.

I was, cause I came home

and found my monkeys was dead.

I said sh*t.

Cause I loved

my monkeys so much.

I was in the back yard,

I was crying.

And there was a dog that used to

live next door to us,

A German shepherd, right,

Big, ugly,

mean German shepherd.

He would bite anything.

And he jumped the fence

and came over there,

And I felt something

moving my hand like that

And it was him,

I was going to pet him.

He looked at me and he said,

what's the matter, rich.

I said, my monkeys died.

He said, what?

Your monkeys died?

Isnt that a b*tch.

You mean the two monkeys

used to be in the trees,

They died?

I said, yeah, they died.

He said, sh*t.

I was going to eat them, too.

He said, don't linger on

that sh*t too long, you know,

It f*** with you.

I said, Ill try.

Yeah, you take care.

Then he went back

and jumped over the fence.

And just before he jumped,

he looked back at me, he said,

Now, you know Im going to be

chasing you again tomorrow.

Yeah.

See, I love pets.

I do, I got like

a miniature horse,

You ever seen them,

A miniature horse

about this big.

Full grown, that's as big

as they're ever going to get.

Yes, ma'am, Im not lying,

named ginger.

A friend of mine, Burt Sugarman,

gave me this horse.

He helped me produce

my TV shows.

He gave me this horse

instead of money.

And the horse is nice

but it don't do nothing.

Horses don't do nothing

when they're that little

But eat and sh*t.

And horses sh*t while they walk.

They do, they be blob,

blob, blob, blob.

And steam be coming off

of horse sh*t, jack.

Horses got some terrible...

flies don't even f***

with horse sh*t.

Fly be talking about

And the first time

that my dogs saw the horse,

They thought it was

another dog, right,

Cause animals

don't have no racism,

They thought it was another dog.

They said, look,

There's another dog

with a long tail,

Let's go say hello.

And my cousin Denise,

She had a great Dane

staying with us,

They said, yeah, come on,

let's go over, yeah,

And they ran over.

Then that horse smell

hit their ass, right.

They said, hey,

This arent no goddamn dog.

And the great Dane said,

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