Reunion Page #4

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- Do you think Karsten shaves?

He's what, 29?

Of course he does.

You think Hanne lies there with ...?

I just feel like ...

I can't stand that f***ing guy!

Isn't it kinda masculine

with hairy balls?

Only homeless people walk around

with an afro sack like that.

Could there be something retro chic

about it? Like vinyl records?

You look like old farts.

Just run 'em over with a razor.

What do you say?

I'll do it, if you do it.

Niels will do it.

We're f***ing doing it.

I've just gotta pee.

- What'll I say to Jette?

- She'll be thrilled.

Thrilled that I shave my balls

before a school reunion?

We'll just be a minute.

How much do I need to shave

between the butt cheeks?

That's up to you.

Just shave against the hair.

Against it?

I thought you said with it.

- What are you doing?

- You said to disinfect it.

I meant the razor!

I'm gonna die.

- Thanks for the lotion.

- You're welcome.

It was like lathering up

cherry tomatoes with lubricant.

- Never tried that.

- It's those little ...

- The tomatoes I'm familiar with.

- I can see my own reflection in 'em.

- Take a look.

- I'd rather not.

I know we're different,

but I looked at yours.

This must've been

out in the sun all day.

Did you hear

Niels is getting a vasectomy?

- Are you insane?

- Why?

- If you're not able to have kids ...

- Then what?

Then you're not a real man.

What a crock of sh*t.

For once I agree with Niels.

What a crock of sh*t.

Holy sh*t, Thomas ...

Is that the problem?

You can't have kids?

I don't think so.

My dad couldn't have kids either.

It was a fluke my mom got pregnant.

Why shouldn't you

be able to have kids?

Because ...

Because it took a long time

for my testicles to drop.

Just like my dad.

Is that why you shave your nuts?

To really show them off?

I'm just saying.

Have you been tested?

The longer you wait,

the worse your chances are.

Past forty

your sperm quality goes ...

You can't keep

sticking your head in the sand.

- And old people can't adopt.

- Let's take one thing at a time.

You know what we're gonna do?

We're gonna

have your sperm tested.

Not now. We're going out.

We did our balls up for you.

Now be a man and get yours checked.

I can't stand it here any longer.

Andreas! I'm stuck!

What's wrong?

What?

Is it the hemorrhoids?

My testicles are stuck.

They got lodged in the gap.

Thomas, get in here!

What is it?

It's Niels's testicles.

They're stuck in the bench.

It's your goddamn lotion!

If they can get in,

they can get out.

No, they're swollen.

The blood keeps flowing to 'em.

You've gotta help me.

F***ing hell ...

It's not good.

May I?

F***ing hell ...

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