Reunion Page #3

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you haven't gotten any?

It wasn't me.

Ask them if theyd like to get laid.

Hi there.

Ask them if theyd like to get laid.

Out riding your bikes, eh?

- Are you laughing at me?

- The light turned green

Aw, shut up.

It's red.

Oops. We've got company.

Are you cruising for p*ssy

or a bruising?

Do we get to pick?

I'll have some p*ssy, then.

Three horny senior citizens

in a Berlingo? Fat chance.

Now move it,

or I'll kick your f***ing ass.

You looking for trouble, ass-wipe?

- What are you doing?

- Who do they think they are?!

They f*** our wives,

steal our jobs and laugh at us!

I'm so f***ing tired of them

and their stupid tattoos!

- What are you doing?

- Throwing a Christian Bale.

Just act like a madman.

That'll cool 'em right off.

Damn, she's cute, huh?

- There you go.

- Thank you.

I have some of your tunes

on my iPhone.

Really? Cool.

Maybe you could

tune me up sometime.

You can tune me up, too.

So, what's up for tonight?

Someone will send me a text later

recommending a night club.

In the meantime,

let's find our room ...

... and drop off our stuff

and then go play some pool.

Unless, of course,

we decide to hit the gym first.

I'm game.

The one in the pink top

is really cute.

Ouch! Ouch ...

- Pushing a little too much weight?

- It's my hemorrhoids.

- Is it from Laerke?

- No, a girl named Simone.

Thomas, I don't get it.

Why can't you just stick to Laerke?

I need some water.

What's eating him?

Maybe Laerke doesn't wanna have kids.

No, I think she'd love to.

Do you guys want more kids?

No. We've been talking about

me getting a vasectomy.

Why are you doing that?

Because two kids are enough.

And Jette's turned forty ...

Why're you smiling at the pink top?

You knew I was interested in her.

Sure, but ...

You don't even know her.

So what? If a guy has dibs

on a girl, you respect that.

Hit on the blue top instead.

Jesus ...

Maybe you should wait a bit

before finding someone new.

So you and Thomas can get

all the hot chicks? I think not.

I could say a few words about

the friends we made back then.

A lot of those people

are still our best friends.

It's like we've been in combat

together with all the homework -

- and exams and parties.

Like we're brothers in arms.

- Brothers? It doesn't feel that way!

- Will you shut up about the pink top?

Of course, we're brothers.

That's why we're taking this trip.

I'm sorry. It's just that ...

It's a lot easier being charming

when you've got someone at home.

I literally reek of divorce.

Come on,

we all reek of something.

What?

You shave your nuts?

Of course I do, man.

You'll never get lucky

with those old school balls.

- To keep the hair out of their teeth?

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