Reunion Page #5
- Year:
- 2011
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Have you got a crowbar?
A crowbar?
There's a fertility clinic
just around the corner.
in that condition.
I'm coming with you. I'm not the one
who's gonna have to jerk off.
Let's go, Thomas.
Time to spank the monkey.
The fertility clinic, just a moment.
Hello.
Are you gonna sit here
reading magazines, while I ...?
No, we're taking a walk.
- Forget it.
- No.
You're going through with this.
Just go in there and ...
I have an idea.
Let the best man win.
Wait up!
Here we go!
Done!
We'll have the results
within a few days.
Great.
My sex life with Hanne hasn't been
too good the last few years.
I have a little steam built up.
Is it me, or is she kinda hot?
What the hells going on with Niels?
Niels? Are you okay?
- What's happening?
- Not a damn thing!
You can't get it up,
Both.
It's that speech.
It's messing up his head.
Okay, Niels ...
Start by getting it hard.
Thanks for clearing that up.
Think of some woman
you've always wanted to sleep with.
That girl from school
you never got to nail.
Big-butt Eva! She's super hot.
Think about her.
And don't worry about us waiting.
That'll totally throw you off -
- and poke a big hole in your pants.
And try fondling it a bit.
That should do the trick.
We know you can do it.
Go! Go! Go!
- Way to go, Niels!
- Yippee-ki-yay!
Must've been because I got stuck.
It's never happened to me before.
What? It's the truth.
Ask Jette if you don't believe me.
- It happens to a lot of guys.
- What does?
Having a hard time performing ...
... at your age.
F***! F***! F***!
I've said it before.
Now I'm gonna say it again.
You need some
positive female attention.
That's just how men work.
Let's go, Niels.
What?
You ever been a KISS fan?
It won't come off.
- Ouch!
- It's waterproof.
Did Mikhail Gorbachev
bag a lot of chicks?
No idea. Ask Seal.
Harry Potter! He's got a lightning
bolt on his forehead. Way cool!
A lightning bolt?
Look at me. I've got the whole
Mexican Gulf spill on my face!
On a positive note,
no one's gonna focus on your age.
I'm serious! It's dark,
people are dancing and drunk ...
My cousin looks like a wrinkled dick
and he's never had a problem.
You know why?
He goes out and enjoys himself,
and that's what you need to do.
ANAL OINTMEN:
Wrong hole, Niels.
You guys go out.
I'm staying here in front of the TV.
Period!
Hell no, this is our time together.
If you're staying, we're staying.
I know you're upset,
but I'd really been -
- looking forward to going out
and maybe meeting a nice girl.
- Knock it off, Andreas.
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