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And then we've gotta go back out there.
Back to their bullshit.
[crowd] Yeah.
[man 6] That's right.
Two days and two rules.
The first rule, the most important rule,
the golden rule,
is you can leave any time you want.
[man 1] Yeah.
[man 2] Exactly.
- [man 3] Yeah!
- What's rule number two, guys?
[all] No leaders!
Yeah, no leaders, okay?
What's rule number three?
[all] No spoilers!
You can't tell your friends
what Rebirth is all about.
Just tell them to get their asses
down here.
[man 4] Yeah.
[man 5] Yeah.
Now, the last rule, the platinum rule,
the rule to end all rules is what?
[all] No spectators!
F***ing no spectators.
I remember the first time I made it
through that hotel into Rebirth.
I thought I was a big deal.
- You know, I own three houses.
- [man 1] Yeah.
I got boats in two different oceans.
I haven't flown coach in four years.
I don't need this Rebirth bullshit.
[crowd] Yeah.
And then I realized.
The man you are
before you come to Rebirth...
...doesn't mean jack-f***ing-sh*t!
[all cheering]
[man 1]
Didn't mean sh*t.
Out there is just an image
you create for the zombie world.
- You don't get to be a zombie in here.
- [man 2] No.
You've gotta murder
[all] Yeah!
You've gotta wrap it in plastic
and stuff a towel in its mouth
- to shut it the f*** up.
- [all] Yeah!
Then you gotta drive it in a car
to a goddamn hole in a desert.
[all cheering]
By the way, how many fetuses
do we have here today?
[all laugh]
Newbies, how many new people?
Get your hands up, let's see it.
All right, you guys may have heard
some scary things about Rebirth.
You, what scares you about Rebirth?
Nothing.
[all laugh]
Well, I can't argue with that.
Um, all right, how about...
you, big man?
Uh...
Uh...
Nothing.
[man 1] What?
[host] F*** me.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Did you really just make the same joke
that guy made five seconds ago?
What did we say
the most important rule was?
Uh...
- Hello?
- You can leave whenever you want.
All right? Wasn't that...?
No spectators.
- You know why we say that? Hello?
- Uh... Oh.
Hello? Hello? Is anybody home?
- Because, um...
- Because spectators judge.
Right? They just sit back,
they don't take risks.
And they just criticize,
criticize, criticize...
[blathering]
It's like those pussies on the Internet
taking shots at the successful people.
Where are you from, by the way?
- Uh, Minnesota originally.
- Minnesota.
Oh, man, Minnesota.
Minnesota. Minne-Minne-Minne-Minnesota.
Land of the stoics.
Land of good common sense.
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