Rebirth Page #3

No, no, no. But you said no.

Hey.

Hey. Can I get on the bus, please?

Sir, may I get on the bus?

I'm getting on the bus.

[chuckles]

Hey. Ahem.

Oh. Uh...

And what's that for?

What's that...?

All right. Are we good? Uh...

Mind if I squeeze in?

Do you know Zack? Zack West.

Zachary West? My friend? He's...

All right. Hey. How's it going?

Excuse me. Sorry.

So, hey, uh, do you mind if I sit there?

It's the only seat.

Is that your bag? I'll just...

I'll just hold onto it, all right?

I'll just hold onto it. Thank you.

Well, this is super-creepy.

Why are the windows covered?

Is everyone done with their forms?

Hold them up like this.

Everyone done?

Please relinquish your cell phones.

Over the next two days,

you're about to experience

actual person-to-person contact.

Some of you will find this

highly disturbing.

Do not worry.

You will be safely re-tethered

with the hive mind after the weekend.

We will not make you do anything

against your morals.

You are free to leave whenever you want.

Would anybody like me

to pull over the bus now and call a cab?

Rebirth is not for everyone.

You can return

to the zombie world right now.

No one knows you're here.

And no one will think

anything less of you.

Would anyone like to leave?

Good.

Now get your war paint on.

[brakes hiss]

[man 1 over PA] Do not speak.

Do not remove your blindfold.

If you speak, you will be asked to leave.

If you remove your blindfold,

you will be asked to leave.

Do not speak.

Do not remove your blindfold.

If you speak, you will be asked to leave.

[man 2] Everybody stop!

...you will be asked to leave.

[alarm blaring]

Do not speak. Do not...

[air hissing]

...you will be asked to leave.

If you remove your blindfold,

you will be asked to leave.

[man 2] Proceed!

[man 3 yelling]

[man 4] Shut up!

Put that on, you piece of sh*t.

[man 3] I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'll be good!

[metal detector squeaking]

[dog barking]

[man 5] Halt.

Remove your hands

from the man in front of you.

Do not speak.

You may now remove your blindfolds.

Welcome to your Rebirth.

Oh...

[over speakers] I said

Welcome to your rebirth

[woman vocalizes over speakers]

[explosive noise]

[hip-hop music playing over speakers]

[man 1] Yeah.

[man 2] Yeah.

[indistinct chatter]

[man 3] Hey, hey, hey.

[man 4] There he is.

[all cheering]

[all chanting] Rebirth! Rebirth! Rebirth!

That's nice. I don't really know

what to say, though.

- Just tell the truth, brother.

- [man 5] Yeah.

Okay. Well, if I must, then...

- Welcome home.

- [man 2] Yeah!

[man 3] Yeah!

I said, welcome the f*** home!

[all cheering]

[whooping]

Two days. We've got two days to do this.

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