Rebirth

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[man over radio]

The losses on the value of your 401[k]s

or IRAs in the last few years.

Uh-oh. Looks like the interns

are slacking off again.

Hey, Kyle. What's up?

[woman] The gunman was described

as a loner...

I'm right behind you.

[woman] Jill, let's go.

It's time for school.

Hi, stranger. [chuckles]

Bye. Have fun.

[elevator beeps]

[smooches] Come on. Bye.

So, any big plans this weekend?

[man] F*ck you.

F*ck you.

[chuckles] F*ck you.

Oh, man. F*ck you, man.

[man laughing]

- Oh, f*ck.

- Chad?

Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me.

That's so fucked up.

- Are you Kyle?

- Yeah. Hi.

The front desk says your wife is here.

Some kind of emergency.

Oh, uh, thank you.

[laughing]

Hi. Hey, excuse me.

Did my...? Is my wife here?

My name's Kyle Madison.

Her name's Mary.

She said there might be some...

- I'm right here. It's okay.

- Jesus! Wait.

What the f*ck, ma...?

Oh, my God. What? Zack?

- Kyle?

- What?

Come here, brother.

- What are you doing? How are you?

- Oh, Jesus.

- Look at that. Fresh-faced.

- Ha-ha-ha.

Wow. This is crazy timing.

Apparently my wife is here

- with some kind of emergency...

- Emergency.

- Okay. Wow.

- Okay. [laughs]

- Right? Come on, I got you out of school.

- Okay.

- Let's go play.

- Oh, Jesus. No, man, I...

[chuckles] Can you hang out in my office

for like ten, 20, 30 minutes?

- I can do ten, 20.

- Okay, come on.

[Kyle] So, how have you been?

What happened to you?

Uh, you know, I've...

I've been. [chuckles]

I mean, you, like, disappeared, man.

Yeah. Well, you know, me and college

didn't really... you know?

But, hey, worked out for you, right?

So, what the heck are you doing here, man?

Oh, I'm here to save your soul.

Amazing. Save it from what?

The zombies.

I mean, like, what is this place?

Uh, it's an office.

Maybe you've heard of them.

Yeah, I've heard of them,

but I mean, like,

what does this office in particular, like,

you know, make?

It's a bank.

Oh, it's a bank? You're a banker?

Uh, no. No, I'm not. I'm the...

I'm a social media coordinator.

- Oh, okay.

- It's actually... It's...

It's actually kind of pretty creative.

Uh...

I get to write on social media

using different personas.

Like, different characters almost

for different...

Okay, for example.

Right now, we're doing

this, um, big Twitter campaign

- for our mortgage division.

- Uh-huh.

Turns out, research says that it's,

you know,

it's super-hard for millennials

to get interested in mortgages

because of the economy and stuff.

And so it's my job to, you know,

appeal to different demographics.

And, you know...

Hey, you still have the Manifesto?

The what?

The Manifesto, man.

Don't tell me you threw it away.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe you remember that.

Remember? Dude, I am never gonna forget

the Manifesto as long as...

Hey, what are you doing Saturday?

Uh, jeez. Um...

Saturday, I actually think

I have to come back in. My boss...

- No, you're not. You're coming with me.

- Oh, I wish, man.

- What are you doing?

- What are we doing?

[chuckles] Okay, what are we doing?

[makes muffled noise]

[laughs]

Okay. What does that mean?

Okay. It means, I got into town

this morning, right? To do this...

I mean, I don't know how to...

I mean, to do this really cool thing.

You know? And then suddenly,

I was like, holy shit.

Kyle. Kyle!

Kyle lives here. I miss Kyle.

I need Kyle.

And, you know, I think I can get you in.

And it's gonna be amazing,

and we're gonna do it.

[chuckles] We're gonna do what?

We're gonna have, you know, an experience.

[both chuckling]

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