Psycho Cop Returns Page #5

Be right back.

Hey, hey Mikey's back.

Where'd you go?

What'd he say?

Go, what'd he say?

It wasn't him.

The left elevator's

all screwed up.

It stopped between floors,

I had to crawl to

the fifth floor.

Brian take a note of that.

Elevator on left bad,

elevator on right good.

I'll type up a memo.

I promised I'd bring him

down a bottle of scotch.

Don't worry baby I'll be back.

Sh*t.

Sorry, this is a

no stopping zone.

Man, am I glad to see you.

Here.

Thanks.

Going down

straight to hell.

By the way kid,

thanks for the booze but i

never drink when I'm on duty.

Man, Mike should

be here to see this.

Yeah, where is Mike though?

He hasn't been here

for a long time.

He's probably watching

the game with Gus.

Man, does he have his

priorities screwed up.

Mmhm.

Wait a second, Larry.

He might be stuck in

the elevator again.

Then we got a

better boy girl ratio.

I still think we should check.

Brian relax he's just fine.

Larry-

Larry come take a look at this.

What is it now?

That is weird.

Who the hell would be

sending us their chest?

Larry, I think it's that cop.

I doubt if officer inbred

has a fax machine in his car.

His car.

His car's still there.

Oh.

Brian don't hyperventilate okay?

I mean, think about it huh.

Who wears a badge and

coincidentally knows

that we're up here?

Gus the night watchman.

Bingo, give that man a cigar.

They probably were finishing

that bottle of scotch

and they decided to

mess with your mind.

See, what did I tell ya?

Look,

you two guys are

too damn serious.

Now, here's what's gonna happen.

Miss Lisa, that's her, and I

are gonna go out and spend

some quality time together.

Besides, it's my party and

i can do whatever I want.

Isn't that right?

That's right.

Hey, knock

yourself out big guy.

Brian and I'll take care

of these two lovely ladies.

Well you do that

cause in the mean time

miss Lisa and I, that's

her, we're gonna go out

and spend some

quality time together.

Hey you've already

said that part.

Well, it's my party and

i can do whatever I want.

Take him away,

get him out of here.

You know, I'm beginning

to suspect foreplay.

Oh my god.

Ah.

It's not what it looks like.

Oh.

It doesn't look like

anything really.

She tripped, she fell and

i was trying to help her up.

No, it was my fault

i should have knocked.

I was just looking

for a stapler.

(Anyway, 08")' On-

have a good time.

You know what I mean.

She tripped?

Oh great, the stapler.

Wait, wait.

What?

I got an idea.

What?

Let's go up to the roof.

The roof?

Let's go up to the main roof.

I'm so damn funny.

You're a genius.

Sorry, you startled me.

Well hello there officer.

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