Psycho Cop Returns Page #4

out about the party?

Hey, if Ingrid

knew about the party

she'd come up herself.

You guys know who it is,

it's Gus the night watchman.

Sure scared the

poop out of me.

Yeah me too.

Very funny Gus!

Now, where were we?

We were right here.

Hey, you know this gag's

getting a little old.

Enough with the

elevators already.

You guys are starting to sound

like a bunch of old women!

I'll go down and talk to the guy

and see what's going on, okay?

Hey, thanks Mikey.

No problem.

Only, Larry, when I get back

i don't wanna hear no more

about elevators and i

don't wanna hear this guy

crying about his future

ex wife showing up.

We are here to party!

You're not going

anywhere big boy.

Baby, let me go

take care of this

and when I get back we will

have no more distractions.

Hurry back.

Oh god.

Hey Larry, what's

this guy's name again?

His name's Gus.

Gus, okay no problem,

I'll be right back.

And don't do anything

i wouldn't do.

Then again with these

girls I would do anything.

Carry on men.

What if Ingrid finds

out about the party?

Idiots.

Oh.

What the hell is this?

Oh come on.

Oh that's really funny.

Come on.

I got beautiful babes upstairs.

F***.

I really gotta lose some weight.

I think I'll take the stairs.

Yo Gus.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Oh, I'm sorry i

didn't hear you come in.

Is everything okay up there?

Yeah everything's fine.

Well one of the guy's

a little paranoid

about his wife finding

out about the party

and they were

wondering if it was you

that sending the

elevator up and down.

Well not me and

I think I'm the

only one down here.

Wait a minute.

Was it the one on the left?

Yeah it was.

Well there you go.

See, that one's been

acting screwy all day long.

Those a**holes in

maintenance forgot to put an

out of order sign

on every floor.

I hope you didn't try to

come down in that one.

Yeah well I did and i

got stuck between floors,

I had to crawl my way out.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Well just remember that,

try the one on the right

when you go back up

it's working fine.

And don't worry, I'm

gonna get all over

those a**holes tomorrow.

I got stuck in there

myself last night.

Oh good, now i

don't feel so bad.

Okay well, thanks a lot

buddy, see you later.

Ah.

How's the party?

Oh the party's great.

Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't ask you.

Can I get you anything?

Whatever you want, we

got blondes, brunettes.

Got any booze?

We got booze.

What's your poison friend?

Scotch.

Scotch, you got it.

Guess you need a

little something

to get you through the night.

It must be pretty boring

the whole night by yourself huh?

Oh no.

I've always been

good at killing time.

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