Psycho Cop Returns

Synopsis: A group of office workers decide to have a party in the office building. Among other things, they want to have some drugs there. Their conversation on the subject is overheard by Joe Vickers, which is rather unfortunate for them, since Joe Vickers is a policeman. Even more unfortunate is the fact that Vickers is also an undead psychotic satanist, and instead of arresting them, he will make sure that nobody leaves the party alive...
80 min

What are you worrying about?

It's gonna be great.

Well, what if

stonecipher finds out?

Oh right, lik old

man stoneciphefls

gonna be working late.

That's why he own the

company, remember.

So he doesn't have

to stay after hours.

Besides he'd never pay

himself the overtime.

What if somebody

tell him larr?

Look, the only person

in the building that late

is Gus the night watchman, okay.

I've already worked

everything out with him.

I'm telling you, it's gonna

be the best bachelor party

that you've seen.

Don't we have to send

Gary off in style?

Well yeah but, you know, i

just don't want to lose my job.

Look, if something goes wrong

i will take all the blame.

"Don't blame Brian,

Mr. stonecipher.

"I told him if he didn't

take part in the party

"I'd show you these polaroids

of him and this goat.

"Oh yes sir it's a

particularly ugly goat

"but he was very drunk."

I never did it with a goat.

That's because you

could never find one.

Okay, let's make sure we

thought of everything.


I've got the strippers ready.

Mike has the booze.

You have the grass.

Shut up!


Well, howdy officer.

Can we help you sir?

You boys wouldn't be

planning anything illegal,

would you now?

No sir, we would never

do anything illegal.

You just see that you don't.

Yes sir, officer.

You boys stay out

of trouble, you hear?

- Yes sir, officer.

- Yes sir, officer.

Wow, if that's not an

example of inbreeding

I don't know what is.

Damn that cop was weird.

Brian, you really

need to switch

to a decaffeinated buddy,

he's just messing with us.

If he wanted to bust

us he could have.

What do you mean?

I mean, you have

marijuana in your briefcase.

~ shh!

Now, he would not

have known that

had you not told the

entire world, Larry.

Of course he would have.

Cops can smell that

stuff from a mile away.


They take a class in it.

Smelling 101 it's taught

by a German Shepard.

L'm just kidding, chill out,

take a chill pill or something.

Get yourself out of

your hair all right.

I just wanna know why the

hell he was acting that way.

Because he's an

anal retentive cop

who takes his job

way too seriously.

He's gone now just relax, okay.


what is it now?

What is this, the

walking police?

I don't think we're speeding.

See that guy over there,

he's going faster than we are

and so is that guy.

If anybody gets pulled

over it'll be him.

Uh-oh illegal u-turn,

oh officer, officer.

Keep it down, i

think it's the same cop

from the donut shop.

Who, officer inbred?

He's following us.

I don't think so.

He is.

Okay wait a second, let's see.

This is silly, I'll ask him.

No no no.

Hey, officer!


Oh officer

inbred are you following us

because you smell my

friend's illegal doggy bag?

You know, I don't

think that's very funny.

I dumped the pot.

You mailed the dope.

To who?

I don't know, grandma Moses.

Aw, goddamn, come on let's

go we gotta get a move on.

I can live without the weed,

it's never done

much for me anyway.

Come on.

Good morning Dolores.

Good morning.

Good morning Dolores.

Good morning.

Hey hey hey, you

all ready for tonight big guy?

Oh yeah, I'm all set.

I already told Ingrid i

was working late tonight.

(He)', you got the girls?

Oh yes.

We are sending you

off in style partner.

This is great, this is great.

Ingrid darling, I love you.

And in two weeks I'm

gonna be all yours

but for right now there's a

few thing you shouldn't see.

Michael, my man, i

believe you're in charge

of refreshments for tonight's

little get together.

Funny, I don't recall

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Dan Povenmire

Daniel Kingsley Povenmire (; born September 18, 1963) is an American television director, writer, producer, storyboard artist, and voice actor associated with several animated television series, best known as the co-creator of the Disney animated series Phineas and Ferb in which he also voiced the show's villain, Heinz Doofenshmirtz, as well as Candace's deep voice in "Jerk De Soleil" and additional voices. Povenmire grew up in Mobile, Alabama, where he was a talented art student who spent summers outdoors and making movies. Povenmire attended the University of South Alabama before deciding to pursue a film career and transferring to the University of Southern California School of Cinematic Arts. Povenmire has been a long-time contributor to the animation business, working on several different animated television series such as Hey Arnold!, The Simpsons, Rocko's Modern Life, and SpongeBob SquarePants. He was a longtime director on the prime time series Family Guy, where he was nominated for an Annie Award in 2005. He left the series to create Phineas and Ferb with Jeff "Swampy" Marsh. Povenmire has been nominated for several awards for his work on the show, including a BAFTA, an Annie, and an Emmy Award. As of 2015, he and Marsh are currently producing a new series for Disney XD titled Milo Murphy's Law, which premiered on October 3, 2016. more…

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