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Hey, Mr. Big, I thought you

were gonna call Chrissie.

You wouldn't want her to cancel

her de-virginization, would you?

I'm sure not gonna call

her in front of you nerds.

Oh, why not?

Is Jimsie-wimsy afraid to talk his baby

talk in front of Roysy-woysy and Bubba-wubba?

I'm not afraid to do anything.

He's afraid. Mmm-hmm.

Get off it! Well, if you're

not afraid, then call.

Go ahead. Hey, here's a

dime. There's the phone. Call.

Five bucks says you're chicken.

Do you have five bucks?

Go on.

Well, go on, chicken.

You guys make one sound, I'm gonna hang

up and beat the sh*t out of both of you.

Hello?

Chris, hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi, Jim, what are you doing?

You know, hanging out.

Hanging out.

What are you doing?

Oh, I'm just sitting around.

I've been thinking about you.

I've been thinking about you, too.

You have? What have you been thinking?

This is great. I gotta take some of

this down so I can use it for myself.

I've been thinking a

lot about our weekend.

Oh, weekend.

You have? What have you

been thinking about it?

Oh, lots of stuff. You know,

like how much fun it's gonna be.

What else? How great it'll be.

Mmm-hmm. What else?

Well, lots of stuff like that.

Do you still love me? Sure.

Well, then, let me hear you say it.

No, not right now.

Why not?

Because... Oh, come on,

let me hear you say it.

No. Why not?

Because!

Because you're afraid

to let anybody hear you.

No, that's not true.

Then say it.

All right. I love you.

And I love you, too, Jimbo.

What happened? Jordan

was on the extension!

Scumbags!

I love you.

Hey, big boy, think you're

man enough to score with me?

I am if Bubba is.

Oops, sorry, tonight

I have to wash my hair.

What? Oh, Jim.

Do you think I'm doing the

right thing, with Jim, I mean?

I guess I'm kind of scared.

Bets, have you ever really

done it, all the way?

Well, yes and no.

What do you mean, "Yes

and no"? Don't you know?

Bubba says we did it once and that

it was very good for both of us.

But I was passed out. I

don't remember a thing.

Well, it's not gonna be like that

for me. What else does Bubba say?

He says that I had three orgasms.

That I begged him for mercy and that I

said I've never seen a man so well endowed.

Well, is he? Is he what?

Is he well endowed?

I don't really know.

I mean, not firsthand. Just

from what Bubba tells me.

Jordan thinks that length is

most important, what do you think?

I think width. Why width?

Because Jordan thinks length.

All right, girls, let's get a move

on. We're gonna be late for practice.

Who slammed?

Hey, Jordan, how's it going?

Who slammed? Cut it

out with the slamming!

Hut! Only a floater, Jim.

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