Private School Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 1983
- 89 min
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of a toothpick into the end
and she's ready to work for you. Yep.
And, of course, we also
carry the full line of flosses
and picks and the bristle brushes
in the various degrees of stiffness.
Did your dentist recommend
anything in particular?
My dentist? Yep. Your dentist.
Did you get them?
What the hell is this stuff?
He... He misunderstood me and
it was too much trouble to...
I'll do it.
Absolutely magnificent.
And you can really feel
it working, can't you?
You know what? Let's let
this little bit in here
dry a little bit more and I'll
be with you in two seconds.
Well, hello, young lady.
What can I help you with today?
I'd like to buy some condoms.
Yeah. Well, let's see.
We have these on sale this week.
$5.99. I'll take them.
However, I don't know if I'd trust them.
They've been on the
shelf for quite some time.
Now, we have this new product here.
These are multicolored and ribbed.
Oh, that'll be just fine.
No, I don't think so.
I don't think you'd want
anything that tawdry, do you?
No, no, or do you? No.
No. No, what you want is
something really reliable, huh?
Yeah. Yep.
Well, I have sold literally miles and miles
of these and I've never had any complaints.
Now, does he like them pre-lubricated?
Your husband. These are for
your husband, aren't they?
Yes, for my husband.
They're definitely for my husband,
and we're both definitely married!
And does he like them
pre-lubricated, then?
Yeah, I'll take them.
Get this stuff off my face!
Miss Dutchbok. Good
afternoon, Miss Dutchbok.
Good afternoon, Christine.
doing here... I don't really care!
...buying these very
things for my father.
Actually they're not
for my father, they're...
Fine! But don't you have homework
to do back at school, Christine?
Yes, I do. I do have lots of homework
and I'll just be paying for these vitamins
here and going on my way. Thank you.
You know, green really is your color.
Hey, did you win one yet?
So you're finally gonna get into
Chris' pants. I can't believe it.
Hey, scumbag, don't talk
about Chris like that.
Oh, our James doesn't approve of
your vocabulary, do you, James?
No, he's right, Roy. I'm sorry, Jim.
Perhaps I should've said, have
you given her a hot beef injection?
You guys are animals! Get out of here!
Hey, big boy. Think you're
Damn right! Hey, guys!
I have to be in bed early tonight.
Don't worry, honey, you will be.
Oh, don't touch me there! It's not fair!
Hey, Jim, I'm doing better than you.
Oh, oh, yes, yes.
I did it! I scored!
I got into her pants!
Yeah, that's about as close as
you're ever gonna get to nookie.
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