Premature Page #5
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- Year:
- 2014
- 93 min
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This is exactly why I
don't have goals.
Look, you can still
get into Georgetown.
And if you can't, focus on one
thing you can still get into...
Angela.
You're insane.
She doesn't want to...
non-virgin butterfly.
Let Angela's crotch
be your cocoon.
Hey. Angela.
Rob.
Nice shorts.
Uh, thanks.
Uh, long story.
But, um...
I can tutor you tonight.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, rob you're such
a life saver.
Oh, I can help you out with
your test, but miss marconi is
on her own with her... Mammogram.
Hey. I've been looking
all over for you.
Hey, how was your, uh...
Really?
Uh, yeah.
I, um...
I pulled a wonjongkam.
No. What happened.
[ Chuckles ]
Hey, so, listen, um...
I don't think I can
make it tonight.
I, uh, I'm just not
feeling up to it.
Yeah, you know, another time.
Um...
It's just my future's in doubt.
Yeah. Yeah, no, that's okay.
I don't know why
you feel so bad.
Because I just lied to gabs.
I feel awful.
Good. We can use that.
What?
Well, guilt is a blessing.
It'll make you last longer.
You can only go four minutes
when it's just you
and the tissues.
Yeah, and I'm feeling plenty
of guilt then, too.
Well, we'll need
something stronger.
Remember when I accidentally
exposed my baldy?
Ugh. Yeah.
It looked like my
grandpa's elbow.
Yeah, use that.
That'll ruin things
for a little while.
That's good.
You know what you should do?
Buy the magnums, too.
Then use the regular-sized
Magnum wrapper.
What's that gonna do?
Besides make her feel
like she has a giant vagina.
Um, I'll have the trojan ecstasy
ultra-ribbed, please.
Whoo, whoo, whoo-ooh
whoo, whoo, whoo-ooh
whoo, whoo, whoo-ooh-ooh
I love you
you do, too
oh!
[ Coughs, groans ]
I'm fine, you a**hole!
Whoo, whoo, whoo-ooh
whoo, whoo, whoo-ooh
whoo, whoo, whoo-ooh-ooh
I love you
you do, too
you love you
p*ssy?
Excuse me?
Are you here for p*ssy?
I'm Angela's tutor.
Is she home?
I don't know.
Mind if I check?
Do as you wish.
Hey.
Hey.
Uzi, you know you
can smoke inside.
Uh, no thank you.
Uzi's from Israel. He's
staying with us for the
rest of the school year, so...
Cool.
When it's this quiet
back home...
A caf explodes.
Come on in.
Okay.
[ Chuckles ]
Ka-boom.
Uh... So...
Quadratic equations.
Believe me, it is a lot more
exciting than it sounds.
What are you doing?
Sit on the bed.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, right.
Of course.
[ Chuckles ]
So, would you like some wine?
It's white zinfandel.
It's my mom's favorite.
It's absolutely delish.
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