Police Academy Page #4

had any military training?

I served with the U. S. Army

Airborne 209th Special Forces unit.

Anybody else?

You have had

prior military training, Mahoney?

- Yes, but not in this life, sir.

- What?

In a previous life,

I served with Her Majesty's forces in India.

- Interesting sideline...

- lf you're trying to get thrown out...

I'm afraid that's quite impossible.

Impossible? What the hell's going on here?

Have to see the commandant about this.

You will also learn the municipal code.

And you will learn them by heart.

Cadet Mahoney.

Report immediately

to the commandant's office.

Okay, Mahoney, get going.

On the double. Move it.

Lt. Harris, report immediately

to the firing range.

Excuse me.

Callahan, take over.

Howdy?

No one's allowed in here.

Listen, I got a problem, Chief.

It's "Commandant."

Commandant, I'm sorry. Is that your fish?

No, it belongs to a friend.

What do you want?

I want out of here. Right now.

Out of this office?

- No, out of the academy.

- That's no problem. You can just quit.

- I can't quit.

- Of course you can.

Many, many wonderful people have quit

many, many...

Commandant, do you know Capt. Reed?

Yes. Capt. Reed. You're Mahoney.

- You're a special case. You can't quit.

- I know that.

- On the other hand, I can't throw you out.

- Why not?

Because I promised Capt. Reed.

I promised I'd keep you here

the full 24 weeks.

You what?

He told me that I could...

- I'm trapped here?

- Yes, we all are.

This is definitely not for me.

Come on, Hooks, get over the wall.

Move it.

Come on, Hooks, get up.

Skip it. Go around. You won't make it.

Why don't you quit?

Quit. You'll never make it.

Sir, I'm terribly sorry

but I seem to have ripped my pants.

Don't try me, punk.

Now, wise guy...

you run, don't trot...

to the supply room,

and you get a new pair.

Yes, sir. I'll be back later in the day.

Be back in five minutes!

Yes, sir. Sh*t, I'm deaf.

- You got any brown shoe polish?

- I've got cordovan. Who's it for?

Lt. Harris.

Sir! Look, sir, new pants.

What are you doing with that?

Give me that!

All right, you scumbags, you have

30 minutes to shower and get to class.

Let's go. Move it.

Pick it up.

Pick it up, a**holes.

So far, nobody's quit.

But they will.

I told you not to try me, boy.

Stand up.

Now, I want you two squad leaders...

to take Mr. Mahoney here

and run him until he throws up.

Yes, sir.

And then, just after he throws up...

- run him some more.

- Yes, sir.

You are going to learn, Mahoney...

that nobody...

nobody...

screws...

with me.

Pick it up! Come on!

- This is great. Two a**holes, no waiting.

- Come on! Move it!

Would you please just let me

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