Police Academy Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 1984
- 96 min
- 2,472 Views
I want Fackler and Martin.
Right here, Mahoney and Tackleberry.
Yes, sir! Thank you, sir!
Thank you.
I've always wanted to live with a nut.
My pleasure.
- Mahoney, is it?
- Yes, sir. I'd just like to say one more...
The rest of you wimps come with me.
Move it.
Wimps.
You're married?
That's beautiful.
To me, marriage is a sacred institution.
So tell me, you and the wife
Room ready for inspection, sir!
- Good haircuts, men.
- Thank you, sir.
- Damn good haircuts.
- Thank you, sir.
Men, I've got a little problem here.
It seems I've got
a squad full of scumbuckets.
And I was kind of hoping
that you two fine young cadets...
might help me to just
get rid of a few of them.
What do you say?
Will you help me out?
- Yes, sir.
- Good.
I'm Copeland, sir. Chad Copeland.
Good for you.
Hi, I'm Douglas Fackler.
Lt. Hoffman, report immediately
to the infirmary.
- How do I look?
- That wasn't very funny this morning.
I wasn't trying to be funny.
I'd give anything to see your thighs.
I don't suppose you'd
describe them for me?
Well, they're tan,
very supple, well-rounded...
and luxuriant to the touch.
Absolute silence!
My name is Lt. Harris...
in case you missed it.
This is Sgt. Callahan...
in case you missed it.
We are the meanest instructors here.
We've got you...
because you are the worst people here.
You people are "D" squad.
"D" for dirtbags.
When I say, "Hey, dirtbags!"
That means you.
You people are going to hate my guts
for the rest of your lives.
I am going to make you sorry
that you ever came here.
Now, it is traditional
here at the academy...
for each squad to have
and Dopeland. Step out, men.
If these two cadets give you an order...
obey it.
if we were to close out
our first afternoon together...
with a nice little stroll
around the campus.
Move out, maggots!
Sh*t, this is definitely not Ecuador.
Get up, Barbara. Get up. Move it.
I could show a movie on your butt, fatso!
...nineteen, twenty.
More! I want more!
Fifteen, sixteen...
seventeen, eighteen. Let's go!
Nine, ten...
Attention. Lights out in 10 minutes.
Game over.
A**hole.
Arrest...
procedures...
traffic violations...
high-speed driving...
self-defense...
and you will have many examinations...
which you must pass.
Plus...
you will endure an extremely rigorous
physical training program.
Do you know what that means, Hooks?
I'm not sure, sir.
What?
Voice commands.
We will learn to use our voices
with authority.
Won't we, Hooks?
Have any of you
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Police Academy" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 1 May 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/police_academy_16046>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In