Pigs Page #4
I never eat anything with faces
And fish don't have faces
Only profiles
Thank you
Ugh
So, what's the story
with that car of yours?
What's wrong with my car?
It's a relic!
It's a classic
A Porsche is a classic
Yours is a fossil
When we were driving here I felt like
I was driving to church with my grandpa
Okay, that's enough
All right?
I can't take any more
of your constant complaining
I don't have to take this from an "N"
and hit another "N"
Maybe if you were an "X" or a "U"
But an "N"?
You've got to be kidding me
Take a cab home,
if you can find one you like
And I'm taking this
Wendy, hey! What a surprise
What are you doing here?
Well, um
I just haven't
heard from you in a while
but I guess you've been pretty busy
Yeah, I've, uh I've been
a little preoccupied, you could say
I guess
Well here, I, uh
I baked you a pie
- A pie?
- Yeah
Wow, wow, that's swell
It's a peach pie, so "P" could be
for peach, or for Peterson, right?
"P" for Peterson
Yes, sir
Uh, you shouldn't have
I wanted to
Hey, you want to go maybe
grab a coffee or something?
Well, you know,
I'm, uh I'm pretty bagged,
and, uh, I've already had
Well, if it's something
you want to talk about
Okay, um
Well good night?
Yeah, yeah, good night
I mean, pie Wow
Peach pie
I'll give you call later,
see how you liked the
Pie
Did you know you have no face?
That's right,
you only have profiles
Not only that, I got a psycho Betty Crocker
hanging outside my room
Well I'm telling you buddy, for a lunatic,
she makes a kick-ass pie
I just hope
she didn't poison it
Where's Benny?
Oh, I think
he's at the pub with the guys
F*** it, it's early,
I still may be able to grab a stat
You coming?
Cleaver:
Yeah, I don't mindgetting my horn scraped tonight
Miles:
Roadie?
Cleaver:
Don't mind if I do
Cleaver:
Your camera
Oh, thanks
Oh sh*t, the "P's" back!
F***! No
You should've seen
the look on your face
This is my sh*t
I am so getting some p*ssy!
All I ask is that
you don't get anything on that shirt
I'm not going to get
anything on your shirt
Miles:
Where's the crew?
Lot of nice talent here tonight, ah?
Not too shabby
Next pitcher's on me
How you doin'
Ben Chia-dick
Hi, I'm Miles
Hi, Rebecca
Nice to meet you, Rebecca
Nice to meet you
You got a last name, Rebecca?
Stenson
Sorry?
- Stenson
- Barmaid:
$1250That's a shame
Oh Hey, Miles, how about that girl
over there with the big breasts?
Whoa, check out
the crazy funbags on that chick!
That's nice
Those are so mine
Those are so f***in' yours
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