Pigs Page #2

Mr Nice guy,

you gotta keep your mouth shut

Ben:

Says who?

Big Eddie:

Says me, b*tch

All right, gentlemen,

let the games begin!

# When I walked the hot ass fucks

# And they go all the way

# When I talk the chicks all gawk

# 'Cause they just wanna play

# As for me

# It's all about quality

# Easily

# I'll do 'em from "A" to "Z"

# When skirts drop I open shop

# And night turns into day

# Four feet under my sheets...

Miles:

Gentlemen,

I'd like to introduce you

to someone

The "O"

Any way you look at it,

it's still an "O"

Got 'em Got 'em

Need 'em Got 'em

Need 'em Got 'em

Got 'em Got 'em

Need 'em

# Do them from "A" to "Z"

# Line 'em up

# I'll shoot them down

# One by one

# They'll go downtown

# yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

# As for me

# It's all about quality

# Easily

# I'll do 'em from "A" to "Z"

# As for me

# It's all about quality

# Easily

Miles:

In all the letters,

this is going to be the b*tch

of the bunch

So, let me see

if I got these names right

- You're Tiffany Smith, right?

- Yep

And your friend here

is Michelle Noonan?

- Noonan, yeah

- Michelle Noonan?

Now that's not with a "G"

or a "P" or anything, is it?

No! It's "N", for Noonan

"N" for Noonan

Miles:

Need 'em Got em Got em

Need 'em Got 'em Got 'em

Time

Man:
Don't forget, everyone,

Friday's tutorial is cancelled

Please read chapters 9 through 11,

they will be on the test

Excuse me?

Yes?

Um I was just wondering if, uh

if you knew

if we had a tutorial on Friday

No, the prof said it was cancelled

Oh, that's right, he did, didn't he?

Oh, I'm Ben

Gabrielle Nice to meet you, Ben

Oh wait! I think you forgot your book!

Man on TV:
It's guaranteed

to put the fire back in your firearm!

Sergeant Rock-Dick gives you

a major woody in your private parts.

Miles:

That was a complete waste of sweat

Not one decent piece of tail

in the entire gym

Cleaver:

Oh, I'm sorry, brother

Guess what?

I made new charts

Miles:

Yeah, you're missing the "P"

What?

Miles:
The "P"

Yeah, I railed her a while back

She was between the "C"

and the "I"

What the hell is that?

That is a wicked sh*t

I took while you were in class

I thought you might

want to see it

That's disgusting

There she is The "P"

She's been hounding me

ever since

Oh, send that nag my way,

I'll do her silly

She ain't worth the hassle

Pass me a highlighter

- Here you go

- Thanks

So, any new prospects?

Miles:

I'm seeing an "N" tonight

- Nice

- Yeah

"N" being for Whoa!

Chewbacca,

what's with all the fur?

What are you talking about?

Cleaver:

Uh, your pubes man,

Don't you trim 'em up?

Ben:

No

Well, you should, sasquatch

Why the hell would I do that?

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