Petaling Street Warriors Page #4

toilet. After that, have an early sleep.

Oh, after you drink the soup,

you'll have a good sleep till

tomorrow morning. Your hair is messy.

Du Yao is a virgin!

Shhhh!

Hey, one more word from

you and I'll burn you alive!

Du Yao is a virgin! Du Yao is a virgin!

I dare you to say one more time!

Du Yao is a virgin! Du Yao is a virgin!

I'm warning you!

Du Yao is a virgin! Du Yao is a virgin!

Say one more time and I'll

turn you into a flaming bird!

Virgin!

I'm definitely going to burn you alive!

Old virgin! Old virgin!

Old virgin! Old virgin!

Pssssss ... Du Yao, wakey

wakey, time to pee... Psssssu..

What are you doing?

Jay Chow?

I'm here to collect my money.

Your money?

How could you be so forgetful?

Your buddy borrowed money from

me with you as his guarantor.

That useless Yong Kok!

But you've come so early. I have no money.

No money is fine. Am I

right? No money is very fine.

It's useless even if you use the knife.

I really have no money. Look at the room!

There's no money here!

Oh, I see...

Trouble! Big trouble!

Hey, that's my wife's pillow!

You can't take it! Hey!

The Heavens choose the

virtuous one as Emperor,

so that he could lead as

example to the whole world

By administering the country

with full attention and justice,

the dynasty shall be

prosperous forever and beyond!

This is the seal of Emperor

Jianwen of Ming Dynasty...

...a priceless emperor seal!

What are you talking about? What seal?

Emperor seal.

Emperor seal?

So if I have the seal, then I'm

an emperor, is it so? Is it so?

More or less, I guess.

This is marvelous! I've

struck it rich this time!

Let's go!

Hey, that belongs to my

wife. You can't take it!

Relax, I'm just keeping it on your behalf.

When you bring the money

tomorrow, I'll return it to you.

If you don't return my money,

then I'll be an emperor!

I've never expected a shorty like

me can also become an emperor.

Men! Let's return to the palace!

Hey, hey, you!

Dear, I've bought ondeh-ondeh...

What the chicken? What

are you doing in my room?

Where's my pillow?

Li Chun, forget about the old pillow.

I've bought a new one for you from

a designer's store. Look, YEEKIA!

Specially designed to support your neck

and spine, it's really comfortable and...

Let me ask you one more

time. Where's my pillow?

The casino boss has taken

it. But you can't blame me.

You've never told me

what's inside the pillow.

So the seal inside the pillow...

You never told me

there's a seal inside it.

Come on, it's just a

pillow. Don't be so angry...

Liu Kun!

Let's go!

Hey, Li Chun!

You! You're only back when the bad guys

are gone. You're worse than the dogs.

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