Petaling Street Warriors Page #3

There are no one left besides

me. So, what's on your mind?

Uh, actually there's nothing on my mind...

Nothing on your mind?

You must think I'm kind

of weird, don't you?

Sometimes I feel the same way.

Your friends are my regular customers,

and they're always happy with

my skill. Come, let's begin!

Wait, wait! Actually

I'm just looking around.

Just looking around?

Looking around? You think

it's free to look around?

I don't care! You must

accept my service today!

Hold your horses! You sound like a man!

So I'm a man because

I have a hoarse voice?

Don't tell me you're a woman?

So I'm a woman because

I have a hoarse voice?

Then what are you?

It's none of your business!

What the world are you?

Shemale! Shemale! Shemale!

Don't point your buttocks at others,

it's very rude. Where's Du Yao?

So tired! I'm so hungry that

I think I'm feeling sick.

Very smart huh?

Here you go. You know it's

bad for you to ask for bribery.

Okay, tell me. Where has Du Yao gone to?

He, Yong Kok and Rajoo went to

the casino, and lost all his money.

And then?

No idea! No idea!

Come.

Let go! You're being very naughty.

If you don't want to turn into a dish,

better you say it now.

Where else did Du Yao go?

All right. I'll prepare braised

parrot for the dinner tonight.

Please don't! He went to

the House of Kamasutra!

Kamasutra?

You went to the casino?

Yes...

And then the House of Kamasutra?

When you eat, you eat properly.

When you sleep, you sleep properly.

In the future if you want to have fun,

have dinner first at home and then go out.

Just don't stay out too late

or it'll be bad for your health.

You can't blame me.

We've been married for so long,

and yet we've never done it.

Until now I don't even know why. Why?

You should be angry today,and it's good to

be angry when you're supposed to be angry.

However, you must watch

out for your health.

Agitation will harm the liver.

Drink the carrot spareribs soup.

If we don't do it, the

neighbors would call me a virgin!

They will say Du Yao is a virgin! Du Yao...

Du Yao is a virgin!

The weather is hot. No wonder

you get agitated so easily.

Of course I got agitated! You're

so close with your cousin, Liu Kun,

that every neighbor says you're

having an affair with him.

Why you're so intimate

with him and not me? Why?

They could believe so,

but I don't expect you to.

I grew up with Liu Kun, and

he's just like my own brother.

You can't be jealous of this 7

My dear father, why had

you passed away so early?

Now I'm being bullied and

I've no one to talk to.

How come you never answer my questions?

Oh, it's time for you to go to the toilet.

Finish your dinner first, then the

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