Petaling Street Warriors Page #5

Watch out for burning candles...

Beware of thieves. .

Watch out for burning candles...

You guys go up. I'll follow them.

Where's the seal?

I'm done this time! All my money

has been robbed! I'm bankrupt!

Who did this?

I've no idea. They came wearing black

masks and went away wearing black masks.

What luck! I got robbed

just when my men go on leave.

Old Virgin

I'm warning you. Don't

take advantage of me,

or I'll scream! Still

not believing me? Aaaah!

Those who've stolen the emperor

seal aren't ordinary people.

If they truly know about the secret of the

seal, then Du Yao will be in grave danger.

I know what you're going to say.

But it's all Du Yao's fault

that the seal is stolen.

Again I know what you're about to say.

This won't happen if

Big Brother is around.

Ever since your elder brother has suffered

an injury during his kungfu learning,

he's nowhere to be found.

I know, I know...

So you're really here!

What the chicken? Don't you have your own

room? Why come to his? Go back with me!

No!

Go back!

No!

Go back!

No!

Go back!

No!

No? Then I go back myself.

Please. go back with me. I want

to pee, but I don't have the key!

Do you know what kind of trouble

you've caused? How old are you already?

Thirty years old, and you still haven't

done anything right in your life!

You know nothing and are scared of

everything. Are you a man or not?

You say I'm not a man right in front of

them? You think I wouldn't divorce you?

Divorce me if you like!

My wife says I'm not a man.

She's never utilized me.

How does she know I'm

not a man? Am I right?

Utilize you in what way?

It's none of your business! Don't drink

so much. You can't hold your liquor.

She also says that I've not done

a single right thing in my life.

Is that true?

You should stop drinking too.

There are many ways to be a real man.

It's not difficult to do the right thing.

Three of us could go to the

House of Kamasutra to be real men!

Kamasutra!

Where's your protection

fee for last month?

I've already paid your boss.

My boss?

Yes.

It's for my boss, what about me?

I've come here because I don't want to be

bullied by the Englishmen. And now this.

You're bullied by the foreigners.

We're by our very own people.

Bullied by our own people...

I want to be a real man!

I want to do the right

thing to prove to my wife

that she's wrong about me!

Let's fight the gangsters!

I want you two to call the neighbors

now for an emergency meeting!

Ever since Kapitan Yap Ah Loy had left us,

the people in Petaling Street have been

pushed around by the gangsters.Am I right?

Right!

The British Government does

nothing to help us, am I right?

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