Patrik Age 1,5 Page #3

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Sh*t!

A parking ticket! F***ing hell!

- Hey, everything will be all right.

- Peddephile!

- "Paedophile".

- What?

The word is "paedophile".

Are you hungry?

You haven't eaten for 24 hours,

how about a hot dog?

Do you like hot dogs?

Excuse me...

Oh, sorry.

Listen, my husband, Sven...

We were here, don't you remember us?

Have you seen him?

We locked him up.

For abuse of a public official.

"Abuse of a public official"...

I'm going to sue them!

All because of that delinquent!

All this sh*t is his fault!

A bloody expensive parking ticket!

- Where are you going?

- I can take care of myself.

- We aren't responsible for him!

- We're doing it for our Patrik's sake.

Come on.

- Anyone got a smoke?

- No.

- It's not going to work, you know.

- What do you mean?

The kid...

What's he supposed to call you,

Daddy and Shaggy?

- Don't you have any relatives?

- No, they're all dead.

Every last one?

Know what my aunt said when they

asked if I could stay for the summer?

"If he shows up,

I'll set my dog on him."

So I don't have anybody.

- Homo!

- Bloody brats...

The kids around here like to tease us.

- Homo!

- Homo, homo...

- Shut up, you homo!

- What did you call me?

Go to hell, homo!

- Run!

- You f***ing brats!

I'm going to kill you!

- What did you do?

- Teased them back.

We live here,

we've got to face their parents...

- Nobody calls me a homo!

- All right...

- That doesn't justify violence.

- You should talk!

That's different,

that was a bloody expensive ticket.

I expect you to apologise.

Do you hear me?

Hi. Welcome...

- Where's your... friend?

- Oh...

- You did get your invitation, I hope?

- Actually I'm here to apologise...

Oh, right... I figured you...

Well...

I guess it got lost.

That's all right.

- Where is it?

- Are you an alcoholic, too?

Who the hell do you think you are?

I'm going

to report you to the police...

Go ahead.

If you really think

it will make a difference.

- Shouldn't you get some sleep?

- So you get a chance to rape me?

- Maybe you can't sleep...

- Try anything and I'll get you.

You talk tough, but you're so scared

you can't even sleep.

You know,

I kicked a homo in the face once.

He was on the ground, bleeding...

And I laughed my f***ing head off.

- He threatened to kill me.

- You're exaggerating.

I know what guys like that

are capable of, I've been there.

We've got to keep him

away from everyone until...

- What day is it?

- Sunday.

Damn it,

Eva and Isabell are coming over.

Hello.

This is for Patrik. Give it to him

on Tuesday, when he gets here.

- Why were things postponed?

- We aren't sure...

Excuse me... Hello.

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