Patrik Age 1,5 Page #2

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Have a seat.

I could have sworn

I've seen you before...

- What's your name?

- Patrik.

- Really? That's his name, too.

- Whose name?

Our son.

- How old is he?

- One and a half.

I hope you don't

expect us to share a room.

- Share a room?

- You knew I was coming, didn't you?

- Social Services must have called.

- Social Services?

Exactly.

Wait a minute...

Has Social Services called yet?

They'd better call, so...

I thought it was the postman,

but he says Social Services sent him.

His name is Patrik.

There must be some mistake here.

- They sent us the wrong Patrik.

- The wrong Patrik? That's weird.

- Where's our Patrik?

- He could be anywhere.

- On Fridays they close at 4.

- It's 3:
50 now.

Get the boy and we'll go.

Are you brothers?

- Do we look like brothers?

- How the hell would I know?

You live together, so I figured

you might be half-brothers.

Half-brothers?

Sven is my husband.

- You're a couple?

- We're married.

- I'm not living with homos!

- Let's sort this out.

There must have been

some kind of a mix-up.

I can't see...

You'll have to come back on Tuesday.

- We're closed this Monday.

- We didn't screw this up, you did!

Look,

I don't enjoy being a bad-ass, but...

- Let go of that mouse!

- No!

- That's classified information!

- Back off!

Bye.

Patrik Eriksson, 15 years old.

Mother:
deceased.

Father:
unknown. Patrik has

committed numerous crimes:

Theft, concealing a knife on his

person, aggravated assault...

I wonder how our Patrik is doing.

I mean, what kind of a household

did he come to?

They must be pretty puzzled as well.

Homos! Homos!

Homo!

We haven't heard anything yet.

Looks like

you'll have to stay here tonight.

Don't you touch me,

you f***ing homo!

I'll go get a mattress.

- Poor baby, living with peddephiles.

- You don't know what that means.

They're creeps

who like to screw 14-year-olds.

I know one when I see one.

- Sven, he's only a kid.

- A kid with a knife.

We'll have to sleep in shifts.

I'll wake you up in four hours.

Hey...

Excuse me, but this young man

claims he's staying with you.

Is that right?

We have to consider

our own personal safety. - Shut up!

The police will have to take him

until we find our Patrik.

- It's not our responsibility.

- The kid's a criminal!

So you won't do anything?

Stop, I must ask you

to respect the safety zone.

He may look harmless,

but he's committed serious crimes...

Crimes that involve knives!

Look...

- Hello, what's your name?

- Bernt.

So, Bernt, do you mean that we

have to take in a potential killer...

-...because someone screwed up?

- Discuss it with Social Services.

Bloody hell...

If I get raped, it's all your fault!

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