Patrik Age 1,5



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- I'm Jan.

- Gran Skoogh.

I'm Lennart Ljung,

the chairman of the association.

This is my wife, Louise.

We're at number 25.

Would you like something to drink?

- Monica?

- Welcome to the neighbourhood.

- Monica's my wife.

- And where's the little woman?

- Won't your wife be coming?

Yes... Well...

Here he comes.

This is Sven, my husband.

- Hi, I'm Sven.

- Welcome to the neighbourhood.

I'm Urban Adler. I'm the

Neighbourhood Watch representative.

- Are you familiar with the Watch?

- Not really...

Well, we all pitch in to prevent

break-ins and vandalism...

- Sounds good.

- It is. Would you like some decals?

- Sorry, we were expecting a family.

- That's right. Sven has a daughter.

She's almost 16, and we're hoping

she'll spend more time with us.

You can never tell, at that age.

- And...

- We're adopting a child.

We just got cleared by the authorities,

so we're waiting for our child.

But that's... absolutely wonderful!

Soon it will be our turn...

I can hardly believe it.

I can't believe I'm doing it.

I hated it the first time around.

- I'm only joking.

- You'd better be!

- I thought we'd thrown that crap out.

- They're genuine Lindbergs.

- Stig Lindberg.

- They're still ugly.

We agreed to get rid

of unnecessary stuff.

Stop it!


- Good to see you.

- Back off!

- We're see to see Dad's house.

- We have, so let's leave already.


Nice. Cool outfit.

- Does this door lead out?

- Yes, into the garden.

- It's pretty big.

- Christ, you'll need a gardener.

I'm glad you came along.

I hope you'll spend time here

once the baby's arrived.

- Aren't you excited?

- Embarrassing is what it is!

- We were going to go for pine...

- I must say I'm surprised.

I never expected you to try

the home and a family thing again.

Have you shown her the nursery?

We'll have to put up new wallpaper.

We're thinking of a pastel shade,

yellow or turquoise.

- And one of those borders...

- Friezes.

The crib goes there,

and a rocking horse...

And a mobile over the crib.

And a music box.

And a "baby watch",

to monitor our child at all times.

I can see you...

But actually, all you need is love.

- Let go of me!

- Please wait here.

We've sent on our approval

to the organization,

but I would to update you

on the present circumstances.

Unfortunately, no countries

are willing to provide a child.

- What?

- We've been cleared.

At present, no countries are willing

to accept homosexual parents.

There's nothing I can do about that.

If there aren't any foreign children,

what about Swedish children?

A Swedish kid would be fine...

I mean, I don't mind

if the kid's Swedish or Danish...

Well, maybe not Danish...

I'll see what I can do,

but don't expect too much.

Just look at this!

What will people think if we can't

even take care of our garden?!

Bye, Daddy!

- Hey... Want a ride?

- That's all right, it's not far.

How do you feel?


Oh... No, not particularly.

- You'll do just fine.

- I know...

I hope you'll enjoy

working here, Doctor.

- Is this your first position?

- Yes...

It will be nice to have

a man around the place again.

- It's been a while since Doctor...

-...Svinhufvud ("Swine head").

The name suited him.

I understand that the position

has been vacant for some time.

And this is Nurse Irja,

our District Nurse.

She could certainly

use a little relief.


Thank you.

Your first patient

is scheduled for 9:15.

Everything seems to be fine.

Oh, no murmurs or anything?

- Nothing abnormal?

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